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fredbassett ([personal profile] fredbassett) wrote2009-12-24 11:14 am

Drabble, The Great Outdoors, Nick/Lester, 15

Title : The Great Outdoors
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 15
Characters : Lester/Nick
Disclaimer : Not mine no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for  [livejournal.com profile] primeval_denial challenge:filth. For [livejournal.com profile] talliw  who wanted this pairing and the prompt ‘swimming in the nude is vitalizing’.

“Most certainly not!” declared Lester.

He watched in amazement as Nick stripped naked then poked at the edge of the ice with his toe.

“Come on, James, it’ll be bracing!”

“Cutter, I feel honour bound to point out that your cock now resembles an anteater’s snout.”

“A giant anteater?” said Nick hopefully, just before taking the plunge.

He clambered out of the freezing water a few moments later, grinning all over his face.

“No, a new-born baby anteater, if you must know, one that very desperately needs warming up.”

Nick grinned as Lester sank to his knees in the snow.

[identity profile] nietie.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Bob! *vbeg*

[identity profile] lukadreaming.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
*Sporfles mint tea all over the laptop*]

Bob!!!! That was hilarious!
fififolle: (OMG!! cat)

[personal profile] fififolle 2009-12-24 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Rrrrrrr....
Gorgeous, my dear.
:D

[identity profile] talliw.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. That's a gorgeous Christmas pressie. *hugs*
The anteater remark had me in stitches. It's wonderful funny. Thank you.

Have a nice Christmas.
ext_27141: (NickLester)

[identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*sporfles loudly* Priceless!

[identity profile] bigtitch.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!
That's brilliant! Just as well Lester's there to take care of Bob!

[identity profile] verito295.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL That was great! How helpful of Lester :D

[identity profile] madcatt82.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles madly*

Oh, that's pure comedy genius!

[identity profile] joereaves.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO Bob reference ftw.

[identity profile] auntypam.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Rubs Nick Briskly to warm him. That way I can watch Lester over his shoulder*VEG*
cordeliadelayne: (primeval trio)

[personal profile] cordeliadelayne 2009-12-24 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*sporfles for a very long time*

[identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. Nick's luckly Lester's there to look after Bob. *bg*

[identity profile] reggietate.livejournal.com 2009-12-28 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
“No, a new-born baby anteater, if you must know, one that very desperately needs warming up.”

Bob! How I love you! *g* Gorgeous drabble.

[identity profile] neferitiel.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Yummy!!!! Love Nick's ideas! *.*