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Fred's Birthday Comment!Porn Party - All Welcome!

Thank you all for your wonderful birthday cards and e-prezzies and a very special thank you to the lovely person who has put a year's paid shiny new extension on my LJ!!!!!! *SQUISHES WONDERFUL F-LIST*

So welcome to the comment!porn party, as before, anything goes (see previous post!), there are a few suggestions there, and I'll edit this one throughout the day, and as before, if we get enough here to minimise the threads, anthologies will appear later for those on dial-ups!!

So, without further delay .................. let the orgy begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*seconds the OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I LOVE YOU!*

With the gun, and the tie, and the slashy looks, and the "I'm not going to beg for my life" expression, and the throat!porn...AND THEY'RE SO DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*starts licking*

Evil LJ!

*punishes LJ by removing porn priviledges*

Yep, I'll be in my bunk...

This was hot and cute at the same time!

*meeps for the boys*

*elbows Telperion_15 in the ribs*

OI, that neck's mine! You can have the feetz and the ankles to start with, and we'll swop later!!

Whoa...

*thud*

Ow, my ribs!

Fine, I'll work my way up and you can work your way down... *g*

Ooooooooooo, gorgeous !!!!!!!!!!!1

Oh god, drunken angry sex ........... my favourite!

That last line is the sort that really shouldn't be hot, but sure as hell IS !!

*fans self yet again*

Yay, thanks, I'm IN!!!!!!!!!

Tony DiNozzo/Zack Addy - desk (NCIS/Bones)

Zack hated his brain and his ridiculously large IQ sometimes. Like during sex. Something that was supposed to make you lose all higher brain function and make you just feel. And Zack’s brain continued to work, writing reports and working out decomposition ratios in his head, whether he was buried inside the tight, wet heat of a woman or spread wide by the thick, hard cock of a man.

That is, until he met Tony. At first, he couldn’t believe that Tony wasn’t one of those people that in high school had told him he was cool, or invited him to parties that didn’t exist. He honestly seemed the type. But he had stayed, bringing Zack coffee, smiling fondly when he babbled, squeezing his shoulder when he left for the night, touching his hand before he passed him evidence. Zack had read in lots of books that those were all signs of attraction.

Zack had stared at him wide eyed when Tony had laughed softly and said, “It’s not an act is it? You really are that oblivious.”

Zack’s jaw had dropped when Tony had clarified with, “I’ve been trying to flirt with you for weeks, Zack. I thought you weren’t interested.”

“I… I…” Zack stuttered, “You… and me?”

“Yeah,” Tony smiled, “You and me,” and leaned in and kissed him.

That had been six months ago. And now… now Zack was bent double over a desk in Booth’s office. Booth was going to kill him… Tony was buried inside him, hands roaming over Zack’s back and chest as he rolled his hips, hitting his prostate with every thrust and slowly driving Zack insane.

‘Booth’s gonna kill me…’ seemed to be the only thing running through Zack’s mind as Tony hit his prostate unerringly, thumbs brushing over sensitised nipples as he moaned and writhed.

Then Tony’s hands slid lower, one curling around Zack’s belly, the other dipping that bit lower and curling around his cock. Zack keened, head thrashing from side to side as even the one stray thought he had previously had went flying from his mind. Tony’s thrusts picked up speed and he folded himself over Zack’s back as he panted hotly into Zack’s ear. All it took then for all coherency to flee Zack’s mind and his world to white out in a blaze of pleasure and keening wails, was Tony cursing harshly into his ear.

“Fuck, Zack…”

I'm adding another one to my "must watch" list!!

BTW, there's Ryan/Scarecrow porn waiting for you on my LJ as a thanks :)

I did 31 SGA fics for 2006 and I'm debating on doing 31 Primeval fics for this one ::grin::

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like I've got plenty of catch-up reading to do, *grins*

31 Primeval wank!fics is my idea of heaven *happy sigh*

XD Awww~
Hot porn with joking around! Love it. ♥

Awsome!

Nick Stokes/Connor Temple - Anomaly (CSI/Primeval)

Stephen stuck his head through the open door, “Connor, your nine o’clock is here,” his irascible grin gleamed as he lifted a leather-encased leg to mock-grind against the doorframe, “Pity he’s a virgin though, I wouldn’t mind a go at that.”

Connor snorted, “That’s coz you’re a nympho,” and got to his feet, studying himself critically in the mirror, “You’ll do,” he told himself.

“Shut up, Stephen,” he told his fellow whore as he walked past him to see his newest client, Stephen’s evil smile giving away his intent to retort.

Connor walked quickly down the stairs, slowing his steps at the bottom when he saw the nervous looking man waiting for him, “Nick, I’m assuming?” he kept his voice light and flirtatious, but not enough to make the man even more nervous than he already was.

The man, Nick, nodded, “I… yeah. They told me… Y’all… Um… Connor, right?”

Connor’s eyes widened almost imperceptibly at the low Texan drawl, but he replied, “That’s me,” he held out a hand, smiling at the firm handshake he was offered and the light blush that coloured the handsome face.

He kept hold of Nick’s hand, pulling on it gently with a soft, “Shall we?”

Nick allowed himself to be pulled along, blush growing deeper as Connor lead him up to the room, shutting the door behind them. Connor tried to hide his amusement at the blush, tugging on Nick’s hand and sitting them both down on a corner of the bed. He squeezed Nick’s hand reassuringly.

“First time at Anomaly, I know, so I know the girls in the front went over prices with you. Which is a bit of a mood killer, yeah?” he rolled his eyes, making Nick smile a little, “The only thing I’ve got to go over with you is a few general rules. These are the same across the board, so. Number one, you hit me, I will hit you back. You will get thrown out. And I will still take your money.”

Nick looked horrified, “I would never…”

Connor squeezed his hand, “Right, right… but still have to go through ‘em. Number two,” Connor let himself blush a little, “Number two is actually a little silly, but, you’d be surprised at how often it happens. No proposals. I won’t accept them. And rejection of number two usually leads to number one.”

Nick snickered a little at that, “Duly noted.”

Connor grinned at him, “And that about covers it,” his head tilted to the side as he looked at Nick, “Is there anything you especially don’t want or like?”

“I… um…” the blush came back with a vengeance, “I really don’t know, I’ve never done, well, anything… with a man.”

Connor laughed softly, “It isn’t that different… not really. Here… we’ll start small,” and Connor leaned in, pressing his lips to Nick’s and gently coaxing his lips apart with his tongue.

“Huh…” Nick murmured, a little breathlessly, as Connor pulled back, “Not so different.”

Connor smiled, leaning in and kissing him again, breaking the kiss to slide his shirt over his head and slip his hands under Nick’s shirt to do the same to him. They shared another slow kiss, Connor gently pushing Nick onto his back. Nick blinked up at him, looking nervous once more.

Nick Stokes/Connor Temple - Anomaly (CSI/Primeval)

“Easy…” Connor traced his lips with one finger, “I’m not gonna do anything you won’t like.”

Connor brushed one soothing hand across Nick’s chest as he unbuttoned his pants. He stroked playful fingers over the bulge in the front of Nick’s pants, sliding both pants and boxers under his hips when Nick arched into the caress. Nick’s cock hung full and heavy against his belly as Connor pulled his pants off the rest of the way, before shimmying out of his own pants and sliding back onto the bed, a tube of lube held loosely in one hand.

Squeezing lube onto his fingers, Connor probed gently at Nick’s entrance, frowning to himself when Nick instantly tensed up. A slightly evil smile, reminiscent of Stephen’s irascible grin, spread across his face. He tilted his head slightly, nuzzling at Nick’s crotch and mouthing at his balls. Nick groaned and shuddered, legs shifting further apart and muscles relaxing enough for Connor to slip one, then two, fingers inside him.

Nick arched, whining at the burn, but still pushing back against the fingers inside him. Connor stroked unerringly over his prostate, sucking the head of Nick’s cock into his mouth and rolling it over his tongue as he slipped a third finger inside him. Nick groaned, writhing as he tried to work out whether to arch up or push back. With a final swipe of his tongue against Nick’s cock, Connor pulled back, sliding his fingers out.

He slicked up his cock, coating it with lube. Then, holding himself above Nick, he leaned in for another teasing, tongue-tangling kiss as he pushed slowly inside. Nick tensed, cringing at the burn at first, but when Connor was buried balls-deep and nudging against his prostate with every tiny roll of his hips, Nick forgot the pain and just shuddered in pleasure.

And God… when he thought it couldn’t get any better… Connor began to thrust in earnest, striking his prostate with every thrust. Nick whimpered, head thrashing from side to side, muscles clenching around Connor. Connor groaned himself, curling a hand around Nick’s cock and stroking in counter rhythm to his thrusts. Three, four, five strokes, and Nick was coming, a guttural cry on his lips. Two more thrusts and Connor was coming too, a panting whine buried into Nick’s neck.

He pulled out as gently as he could, nuzzling at Nick’s neck as the man hissed, “Sorry, that bit’s always a bit sore.”

“S’alright…” came the dazed, drawled reply, “And… well… I’d ask y’all to marry me, but I remember rule Number two.”

This is based on a fic I'm currently working on. A Primeval whore!AU. *runs away from the poking*

Lead me to it, hon, this was my sort of AU, for sure .......... *nobly refrains from poking*

Are you going to post all your wonderful stuff from here to your LJ or the comm, where people can find them more easily? Nox has been doing that with hers, as she tells me the main thread took 10 minutes to load today!!

I know I said I'd do more anthology posts, but there's so many fantastic cross-overs and stuff from you, that they really should be with your own stuff for everyone to enjoy!!! I can still do a round up of the smaller, multi-post treads, but there's been such a fantastic amount of way more major stuff from you that it really should have more readers, and there are all the poor people like Deinonychus on dial-ups who won't be able to access any of this now.

But oh boy have the comment!porns produced an explosion of gorgeous hot stuff! I've had one helluva birthday weekend!!!

Thank you muchly! I think lj ate your comment... *headdesk*

Thank you muchly! I've been trying to insert naked!Ryan into other 2nd season episodes, but he's being remarkedly unco-operative... *growls*

31 Primeval wank!fics is my idea of heaven

Can I share your heaven? Pretty please?

There's plenty of room up there for good girls like us!

Psst, don't know if they'll let oddegg in though!

Nope, I think oddegg should stay down here on this mortal coil to be molested by Leek and Dave... *evil laugh*

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