I'm reading this from between my fingers as I'm very worried. I hope this isn't going to make me want to write food porn mixed with dead animal fix, Fred. ...
However, I had to stop at the end of the first bit and tel you that I WANT A COLOUR CHANGING KETTLE SOOOOOOO MUCH!! I have a colour changing iron but a kettle sounds so much better. I've had to google it. I might be putting in an order...

Ah, I needn't have worried, that was great. Jess and Lester are such a good team. Really enjoyed that Fred.