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fredbassett ([personal profile] fredbassett) wrote2007-06-14 10:55 pm

Fic, Call Me, Stephen/Ryan, 15

Title : Call Me
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Characters : Stephen/Ryan
Rating : 15
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don't sue
Spoilers : None
Summary : Concerning phone calls.  Follows Afternoon & Endangered Species etc
Tags : Fic, Stephen, Ryan, Implied Slash

Dedicated to Telperion_15 in the hope it cheers her up after a bad (and wet) day!

Nick Cutter slammed his pen down on the desk and glared in exasperation at his assistant.

“Stephen, for fuck’s sake! Can’t you do something useful? Find a student to persecute, or an essay to fail or something? Or go and take my 3 o’clock tutorial. They could do with some of your grim looks.”

Stephen Hart crumpled up the piece of paper in his hand, grunted something unintelligible and wandered out of the office. It could have been a yes, but it could equally well have been a get stuffed or some other similar pleasantry. Cutter presumed he’d find out at about ten past three, if someone from his group had the nerve to knock on the door and find out where he was.

He’d seen that particular piece of paper scrunched up and then carefully straightened out again more times than he cared to remember over the past week, both in the office and out of it, even in the improvised dissecting lab that Lester had set up for them in an old aircraft hanger.

And with each day that had gone by, Stephen’s mood had got worse and the piece of paper had got tattier.

*          *          *

The collective rabbit in the headlights look was starting to get on Stephen’s nerves and that only made him more irritable.

Taking his temper out on a bunch of scared second years was hardly very manly or mature. But then again neither was staring at a badly creased piece of paper containing a phone number and the words Call me.

He’d found the note tucked into his jacket pocket. He hadn’t rung the number that night, even though he’d been strongly tempted. He’d decided to wait until the following evening, and had spent a pleasant day in anticipation of the call, cheerfully refusing to help dissect one of the T. rex carcasses on the grounds that he’d developed an allergy to anything with fur or feathers or scales bigger than a baby mouse.

It became a game, watching the clock, waiting for the time to arrive. And then the sodding phone had just rung and rung, until eventually a curt, mechanical voice had told him to leave a message. He’d cut the call off without saying anything, pleasant anticipation sinking abruptly into a nasty churning in his stomach.

After that he’d just prowled round the flat like a leopard in a cage. He’d rung the number again at nine o’clock and then again two hours later.

And each time he’d got that same fucking irritating inhuman voice. Eventually, feeling like a total idiot, he’d said, “Hi, it’s Stephen. Give me a call when you pick this up,” and he’d left his number, just in case.

By lunchtime the following day he’d been furious with himself. Why the hell had he left that message? Why hadn’t he just kept calling? He could hardly leave another message now.

Hi, it’s me again, ring me before I start climbing the walls and clubbing students to death with fossils. 

Hi, why the fuck did you give me your number if you had no fucking intention of answering your fucking phone?

It was a good job there was no tutorial group that day.

*          *          *

It had got to the stage where Cutter was seriously considering inventing an anomaly just so they could call Special Forces out.

Even sitting through a Departmental Meeting was light relief in comparison to sharing an office with his assistant.

On the few occasions Stephen’s phone had rung, the look of vivid hope on his face had been almost pathetic. None of them had been the call he was so obviously desperate for and after each one his mood had been even worse.

*          *          *

“Perhaps he needs therapy? It might be, you know, post traumatic whatsit syndrome,” hazarded Conner, trying to be helpful.

He needs a bloody good fuck. “It’s my tutorial group that need therapy,” muttered Cutter.

Connor grinned. “He only had two of them in tears.”

Cutter winced. “Where is he now?”

Connor looked at his watch. “Lecturing, I think. Do you want me to set off the fire alarm?”

*          *          *

He’d got half an hour into the lecture without being vile to anyone, which was an improvement on yesterday, even Stephen had to admit that. He’d also managed a slightly shame-faced grin when he’d noticed Connor slide in at the back of the room. Cutter had obviously decided he needed a minder now.

“The new Chengjiang species have a number of features not seen in amphioxus or other invertebrate chordates ……………..”  

His phone let out a loud, barking whoop. Oh fuck, he really was going to kill Connor. When the hell had he managed to make the sodding thing sound like a howler monkey? Connor slid further down in his seat trying to be unobtrusive.  The students looked amused and uncertain, not wanting Stephen’s wrath to descend on their heads if they dared to giggle at his obvious embarrassment.

Stephen glanced at the display. It was a text. Ignoring the spreading grins on the braver faces, he opened the message, trying to wrestle his stomach back under control. If it was a reminder about a dental check-up, there was a strong possibility that not everyone would leave the room alive.

He stared at the one word, Sorry, followed by an address. His hormones started line-dancing and the murderous mood vanished as quickly as mist in sunlight.

Thrusting the phone back into his pocket he smiled at the students, “Mr. Temple, perhaps you’d be so kind as to share your knowledge of Chinese fossil fish with the whole group?”

Connor gaped and stared at Stephen as the other man grabbed his leather jacket and strolled out of the lecture theatre. Now that really wasn’t fair. Howler monkeys were cute!

[identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
lol Poor Stephen.
ext_1004: (primeval - Ryan)

[identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
That'll learn Connor to play with Stephen's equipment... *mad lecherous cackle*

But seriously, I love your voices. With Nick and Connor thrown in this time, the voices still sounded true. No jarring.

So, what's Ryan been doing? Hmmm?

[identity profile] entangled-now.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
It had got to the stage where Cutter was seriously considering inventing an anomaly just so they could call Special Forces out.

Cutter is ever so slightly awesome. This is lovely, though now I'm curious as to where Ryan went?
ext_27141: (Man With Big Gun)

[identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I repeat - you sent me fic! This is so what I needed after the ups and downs of this week. This is fab, and I think you've nailed the voices of the other characters just as well as Stephen and Ryan. I have to say, having rewatched my Primeval DVD this week, your fic Ryan is actually better than real Ryan. Not that I don't love him, but the onscreen version is just a tiny bit boring *ducks head a Ryan fans throw things*. But that's really the fault of the writers, who don't give him enough to do (Note to writers - please resurrect Ryan next season, and then give him a character).

Now I feel horrifically guilty about the lack of progress on my fic. I'm definitely going to crack on with it next week - I promise!
ext_27141: (Man With Big Gun)

[identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com 2007-06-16 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
'Fic is for fun, fic is for fun' ;-) But that's part of the problem - I love writing it, and I haven't got enough time :-(

And I love 'fic Ryan' - I love him to bits. But I do agree that on the show he was great at the 'oh great, what are these people doing now?' type look - he's definitely a bit long-suffering. I get the impression that he'd like to bang all their heads together sometimes!

Re. writing the girls, I can't really give you that much advice on Claudia, as I've only used her a couple of (minor) times, but Abby is not necessarily as hard as she might appear. Particularly if you use her opposite Connor. Quite a bit of sarcasm and eye-rolling looks usually works quite well! Although I have to say that I've only really used her in comedy stories so far, where sarcasm and eye-rolling fit in quite well!

Repeats again 'fic is for fun, fic is for fun' :-)

[identity profile] deinonychus-1.livejournal.com 2007-06-17 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool, thanks for writing another chapter to this series. It's great!

"His hormones started line-dancing"

That line's great.

Just so you know, I've been following this series for a while now and really enjoying it, especially the three part chapter with the T-Rexs. Love Stephen with the rocket launcher and Ryan heroics. I hadn't posted a comment earlier because I only just created a LiveJournal account this weekend. And the scary thing is, I really didn't think I'd like Stephen/Ryan as a pairing, but you've totally converted me.

Thanks for writing, please keep this one going. Like several other previous comments, I want to know what's happened to Ryan...

[identity profile] master-kogane.livejournal.com 2007-06-18 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*comment-spams you* *makes herself comfortable in her happy place*
"clubbing students to death with fossils" *rofls*

[identity profile] master-kogane.livejournal.com 2007-06-19 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if that's the case I'll comment-spam you more often now! *rubs hands*

But valuable fossils don't stand a chance in hell against real (rocket launcher damaged) T. rex pieces! *giggles*

[identity profile] master-kogane.livejournal.com 2007-06-19 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And you did a wonderful job of visualizing it for us! *praises*

Can you imagine how happy everyone in Jurassic Park would have been with a rocket launcher? *giggles insanely*

Mind if I friend you? You totally rock my Primeval world :3

[identity profile] master-kogane.livejournal.com 2007-06-20 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
*friends you*
*crosses fingers too*

[identity profile] counselor69.livejournal.com 2007-07-03 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
It had got to the stage where Cutter was seriously considering inventing an anomaly just so they could call Special Forces out.
Oh, that's so cute!

Poor Stephen, by the way ;-)

[identity profile] spacemonkey-27.livejournal.com 2007-07-16 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Awww...poor Stephen. It'll be interesting to find out what Ryan's been doing.

This is such a great series.

[identity profile] byrons-brain.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
hehehehe, I love naughty Connor.... :)

[identity profile] byrons-brain.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You know I'm certain I've heard monkey and elephant ringtones....

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