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fredbassett ([personal profile] fredbassett) wrote2010-01-20 09:20 am

Fic, The Two Fs, Stephen/Ryan, 18, Slash

Title : The Two Fs
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 18
Characters : Stephen/Ryan, Nick, The Management
Disclaimer : Not mine no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Warnings : Hell, you don’t want one of those, do you, ladies? It would spoil all the fun.
Summary : More fun and games in Sanctuary!
A/N : The awesome concept of Sanctuary was created by [livejournal.com profile] mysteriousaliwz , and thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fififolle for the beta. This is for the very lovely [livejournal.com profile] lukadreaming ’s birthday. I hope you have a lovely day!

Stephen flopped down on his stomach on the bed, wide-eyed and panting.

Jesus, they’d been at it like bunnies for days. Not that he minded. No matter how sore his arse was when they packed up for the night, the following morning it was fine again, not even slightly stretched. He was beginning to feel a bit like that boar in Norse mythology; the one that got killed and eaten every night, only to come back to life again the next morning.

He glanced up at the ceiling, hoping Management had taken their eye off the ball for a moment when he’d had that last thought. He didn’t want to start giving them ideas. Not that sort, anyway. They got enough of their own as it was.

By his side, as if Ryan knew what Stephen was thinking – which knowing this place he probably did, some of the time at least – his lover gave a soft laugh and reached out to run a warm hand down Stephen’s back. He felt Ryan’s fingers dip lower, trailing down the crack of his arse, playing with his hole and running his fingertips through the come leaking out of Stephen’s body after their last, extremely energetic bout of sex.

Stephen groaned as he felt himself getting hard again. Bloody hell, what were Management on at the moment?

Ryan shifted position and replaced fingers with mouth. The girls positively loved it when they did this, the dirty little buggers, but Stephen wasn’t complaining. Not when it felt this good. Ryan’s tongue circled him slowly while the soldier’s large hands spread Stephen’s arse-cheeks to allow him better access to lap at his own bodily fluids, purring like the cat that got the cream. Stephen could just imagine the look on the Duty Manager’s face at the moment. She’d probably already dragged the others to their screens with an all-points alert. He was only surprised that some sort of klaxon-horn hadn’t sounded.

Stephen spread his legs wider and wriggled to accommodate a rapidly-growing erection. Behind him, Ryan’s tongue dipped inside his open, relaxed body. Stephen could almost taste the collective intake of breath in the Management Suite and wondered what the girls had in mind for them next. They did at least seem to have got over their flogging phase, which was something to be thankful for.

A bang on the door made Ryan roll onto his side and demand, somewhat grumpily, “Yeah, what?”

“Thought you two might want a coffee,” called Cutter cheerfully, putting paid to Stephen’s idea of a threesome. Blimey, the girls must be slipping.

“Give us five minutes, mate,” called Ryan. “I don’t think the Ladies would thank us for stopping right now.”

Stephen could imagine the grin on Cutter’s face, but the professor didn’t have much of a leg to stand on. Lester had visited a couple of weeks ago and the pair of them had fucked like a couple of demented stoats for two days solid, even eating meals in their room. The civil servant had gone back Outside now, but Stephen was still finding Dover sole in the bloody fridge even though they all seemed to have eaten nothing but fish, to the accompaniment of classical music, for days. He was starting to long for beef-burger and chips and a blast of Black Sabbath.

The feel of Ryan’s tongue curling inside him was enough to take Stephen’s mind off food and music and he gave himself over to the pleasure of being thoroughly tongue-fucked.

Ten minutes later dressed only in a pair of loose silk bathrobes that had appeared from nowhere to hang from the hook on the back of the bedroom door, they joined Cutter in the kitchen.

Mugs of coffee were waiting for them on the table and the whole kitchen smelled of baking.

“Are we expecting company?” Stephen asked, wondering if they were due another visit from Lester.

“Not that I know of,” said Cutter, “but a whole load of ginger seems to have appeared in the fridge so I thought I’d see if I could remember my gran’s recipe for ginger fudge cake.”

Ryan’s eyes lit up. “Could you?”

Cutter opened the oven door. “We’ll find out when this lot cools down,” he said retrieving a tray and standing it on top of the oven while he rooted around for something to put it on.

“Try that,” said Stephen, pointing to where Management had just made a large wire cake-rack appear.

Have you made enough for us>?” asked a hopeful voice, sounding like it was coming from somewhere in the ceiling.

“I wouldn’t dare do anything else,” said Cutter. “Not if I wanted my back to stay in one piece.” He glanced up. “Have you lot given up on the flogging?”

The three of them could almost hear the Duty Manager squirm. “Er, probably not,” she admitted, sounding distinctly shifty. “There’s a spate of birthdays coming up, and you never know what might get requested.

Cutter raised his eyebrows. “Floggings? For birthdays? That’s a bit extreme, isn’t it?”

Ryan grinned. “That’s vanilla for this lot. They think nothing of rape for both Christmas and birthdays when they’re in the mood.”

“Rape?” Cutter glanced up at the ceiling. “Bloody hell. Would you like me to bring some ginger fudge cake up, ladies, while it’s still warm?”

Cutter was clearly hoping that the ‘apple for the teacher’ principle might be enough to spare him from some of management’s worst excesses. Stephen didn’t have the heart to disillusion him.

He and Ryan had learnt soon enough that the laydees, as they sometimes called themselves, didn’t mean any harm by any of it, and even he had to admit that the comfort sex afterwards was something not to be missed, but he could see that the idea took a bit of getting used to. They’d have to check the calendar to see if that gave them any clue as to what might be coming next. He and Ryan had started to make notes, just to stay ahead of the game.

Cutter sliced the results of his labours into neat squares, placing half of the ginger fudge cake on a plate to take upstairs, while Stephen and Ryan helped themselves to the rest. It was still too hot, but that never stopped anyone where freshly-baked cake was concerned.

Juggling a piece in his fingers, Stephen watched Ryan stare thoughtfully into the vegetable rack. He got up to take a quick look. As far as he could see, it contained the usual stuff: potatoes, carrots, parsnips (rather a lot of parsnips, actually), onions and ginger. Loads and loads of ginger, in a variety of shapes and sizes. It looked like Management had been replacing the stuff as fast as Cutter had been using it up.

Ryan reached down into the rack and picked up a large chunk of it. He then started to peel it, still with that same half-bemused, half-lustful look on his face. It was a look that Stephen had started to associate with some of Management’s weirder ideas.

“Ryan, what the hell are you doing?”

“Peeling a piece of ginger, what does it look like, Hart?”

“It looks like you’re considering using it for non-culinary purposes, if you must know,” sighed Stephen, resisting the urge to roll his eyes. “Management, what the hell are you lot playing at? What’s with all the bloody ginger? Is it meant to be an aphrodisiac or something?”

Not quite,” said a female voice, and Stephen could swear that he’d just heard Claudia Brown – or was it Jenny Lewis? – giggle in the background. Those two were buggers for egging Management on when they got together with the rest of the girls. “There are er … other … uses for it, you know,” said the Duty Manager, with surprising coyness.

Stephen’s eyebrows shot up to his hair-line. “You’ve got to be kidding!”

Ryan favoured him with a sultry grin. “Come on, Hart, where’s your sense of adventure?”

“Taking a well-earned rest,” Stephen retorted.

Try it, you might like it,” the Duty Manager wheedled, and yes, that was Claudia – or Jenny – or both – in the background, sniggering.

“I am not letting Ryan stick vegetables up my backside!”

“Is it a vegetable?” mused Ryan, glancing over to the rack from which the parsnips had suddenly disappeared.

“I have no bloody idea, but it’s staying away from my arse.” Stephen was slightly worried that he was starting to sound petulant rather than manly, but there was something slightly disconcerting about the way that Ryan was diligently carving an enormous hand of ginger into something that bore an uncanny – and distinctly disconcerting – resemblance to a large butt-plug.

Ryan put the paring knife down and was regarding his handiwork with a lascivious smile. “Play like a nice puppy and I’ll rim you afterwards.”

“You’ve just done that,” Stephen pointed out, fighting against a growing feeling of being engaged in a losing battle.

Come on Stephen, be nice.” Yep, Management was definitely wheedling now. “We’ve been working ever so hard on setting up some lovely fun for you lot Outside in a few weeks.

Stephen glanced upwards. “Outside?”

Ryan’s eyes lost their dreamy look for a moment. “Again? Thanks, Management, that’ll be fun.”

It’ll be even bigger and better this year,” the voice promised. “Trust us, boys, it’s going to be awesome.

“And because of that you want me to let Ryan stick a piece of peeled ginger up my arse?”

No. That would be blackmail!” The Duty Manager managed to sound affronted, but the giggles in the background rather detracted from the effect. “Go on, you’ll like it, honest you will.

Stephen sighed. They’d gone beyond wheedling into positively crawling now. And he noticed that Cutter hadn’t come back. He’d obviously decided to stay out of the kitchen while there were negotiations going on.

“She’s right, you know,” grinned Ryan, touching the tip of his tongue to the carefully-carved root then running it suggestively round his lips. “You know you like it when we spice things up a bit.”

“Why my arse? Why not yours?”

“Because you look seriously hot when you’re writhing around.”

“And you don’t?”

“It’s your turn,” said Ryan, changing the subject and clearly trying to get the conversation back onto what he thought was the right track. “Anyway I’m normally the one who gets raped, so fair’s fair.”

Stephen did roll his eyes at that, even if it was true. However, it occurred to him that only around here could a statement like that be regarded as even vaguely normal.

But Ryan had a point, and it did sound … interesting … and … oh bloody hell, who was he kidding? Of course he fancied the idea, he was already half-hard and Ryan knew it.

Stephen stood up and let the silk robe fall open. “Come on, soldier boy. But next time round I get to choose who does what. OK?”

Ryan’s eyes sparkled with mischief. “You’ll have to take that up with the Management, lover boy.”

[identity profile] slashybits.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
*giggle*

*snort*

*more giggling*

Hee! Ginger!

*continues to giggle*

Brilliant!
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[identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* I just knew that Nick had got entirely the wrong idea about all the ginger and phallic vegetables!

And I love Ryan pointing out, quite reasnably, that he was usually the one that got raped. *nods*

And trying to chart Managements' birthdays to get a handle on what might be coming!!! *howls*

[identity profile] nietie.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs uncontrollably*

Floggings? For birthdays? That’s a bit extreme, isn’t it?”
Ryan grinned. “That’s vanilla for this lot. They think nothing of rape for both Christmas and birthdays when they’re in the mood.”
Yep, that sums it up for this lot.

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[personal profile] fififolle 2010-01-20 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO!! There's too much in this to even comrpehend, it's so awesome *g*

“It’s your turn,” said Ryan, changing the subject and clearly trying to get the conversation back onto what he thought was the right track. “Anyway I’m normally the one who gets raped, so fair’s fair.”
Heeee! Oops.

I think the thing that made me laugh hardest was the dover sole and the classical music. *giggles madly* You are so naughty!!! and this is so much fun!

Fab-u-lous!
:D
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[personal profile] fififolle 2010-01-20 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I noticed that!!! That was so funny! See? Too many hilarious moments.
Flogging phase *snort*
Stephen trying not to give them norse mythology bunnies *snort* (And damn! Imagine a Primeval Groundhog Day plotline!! Awesome!)
Taking notes so they could keep ahead of the game, LOL. (They'd better watch out next month, bwahahaha.)

[identity profile] joereaves.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL You know Cutter's plan may backfire - we only hurt the ones we love after all.

[identity profile] grondfic.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw NO! Management AND Norse myths. You're spoiling me.

[identity profile] sallycandance.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles frantically*

However, it occurred to him that only around here could a statement like that be regarded as even vaguely normal.
Mwahaha!!

Brilliant one - and Jenny/Claudia giggling in the background? Super!

[identity profile] madcatt82.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles madly*

Utterly bonkers and totally fabulous, m'dear!

Cutter raised his eyebrows. “Floggings? For birthdays? That’s a bit extreme, isn’t it?”

Ryan grinned. “That’s vanilla for this lot. They think nothing of rape for both Christmas and birthdays when they’re in the mood.”


Well, at least some of the boys have got us lot pegged!

And that reminds me - would you care to provide me with a prompt/pairing etc for your birthday fic, m'dear? I'm being all organised with birthday fics at the moment!

[identity profile] lukadreaming.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO! In fact, I am now mopping cranberry juice off the laptop screen!

That was totally awesome, m'dear, and just what I needed for the most fabulous birthday treat ever!

I started laughing at the bear at the start and gurgled and sniggered all the way through. The ginger, and the parsnips, and Nick and the apple for teacher idea, and keeping a list of management birthdays just to get ahead of the game, and Ryan always being the one who gets raped, and them being fed-up of Dover sole and classical music . . .

Thank you so much! *Huggles the Hound veryveryvery hard*

[identity profile] bella-farfalla.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't comment... Laughing too hard... HAHAHAHA

[identity profile] reggietate.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*howls* It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything as I read this, or I'd be needing a new monitor! That was absolutely priceless *g*

“I am not letting Ryan stick vegetables up my backside!”

Hee!

I love Claudia and Jenny giggling in the background and egging the Management on, and Cutter sloping off with bribes :-) Brilliant fic.
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[identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*wipes away tears* Oh my god, that was too funny!

Breaking the fourth wall doesn't even begin to cover it! *sniggers at the parsnips*

And the idea of the klaxon just had me in fits for some reason - FELCHING ALERT, FELCHING ALERT! ;)

[identity profile] mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
This fic evoked giggles, chortles, snorfles and cackles - utterly hilarious m'dear!

I would quote all the bits I loved, but it would end up as long as the fic itself, so some selected highlights:

They did at least seem to have got over their flogging phase, which was something to be thankful for.
Hee! Those poor lads seem to take it all in their stride. I suppose the benefits of being a Sanctuary resident outweigh the inconveniences *g*
demented stoats *sporfle*
“Rape?” Cutter glanced up at the ceiling. “Bloody hell. Would you like me to bring some ginger fudge cake up, ladies, while it’s still warm?”
*evil cackle* Oh Nick, Nick, Nick, you're not going to wriggle out of it that easily *veg*
The lads sharing the cake with Management made me go aww. For all the rape and flogging, it's quite a cosy arrangement :)
LMAO at the giggles in the background :)

“Anyway I’m normally the one who gets raped, so fair’s fair.”
*smiles* Only in Denial ...

Brilliant m'dear. I'm so glad you picked up Sanctuary - you've done wonders with it :)

[identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
*spoffles* This is great! So many good bits.. and the boys have denial pegged *g*

[identity profile] auntypam.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
LOL You seemed to have all the bases covered:) The boys will have to obey management. Who knows when someone will request a rape fiction:)*BEG*

[identity profile] kristen-mara.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 11:33 am (UTC)(link)

Love how the soreness is all gone each morning ;) And yay that the boys get to go Outside again soon!

////Bloody hell, what were Management on at the moment?////

LOL. A diet of such handsome men does lead us astray occasionally...

////He was only surprised that some sort of klaxon-horn hadn’t sounded.////

ROTFL - it probably did, but was only audible to fangirl hearing?

[identity profile] bigtitch.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! This is fabulous, I was giggling all the way through. Our poor little boys are getting over-used. But we'll make it up to them later!

Great fic!

[identity profile] deinonychus-1.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
sporfle! That was hilarious. Oh, the poor boys, the things they have to put up with from the Management! Although if they've started keeping notes on the dates, they may come to fear Jan and Feb... In fact, that whole arc of months from October through to Feb, come to think of it!

[identity profile] neferitiel.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG!!! Love them *.* Yummy!

[identity profile] reggietate.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*howls* There are so many funny lines here I hardly know which to pick :-)
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[personal profile] shadowcat 2011-02-17 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ryan favoured him with a sultry grin. “Come on, Hart, where’s your sense of adventure?”

“Taking a well-earned rest,” Stephen retorted.


*is dying from this series*

[identity profile] aunteeneenah.livejournal.com 2012-02-27 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
sooooo, would "management" equate to, oh, I don't know, Primeval fiction writers? You know, someone who takes our beloved characters and manipulates them? If so, you're doing a bloody good job! Cutter in the kitchen baking, Jenny and Claudia manipulating the manipulators? This is great!
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[personal profile] isamazed 2018-08-22 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god. This is hilarious! Again I can’t stop giggling!

And honestly, considering their lifestyle in Sanctuary, I wouldn’t bother to wear more than bathrobes at all!