Fic, Numb3rs, Spying, Don, Edgerton, R

[fredbassett]

Title: Spying
Pairing/Characters: Don Eppes, Ian Edgerton
Rating: R
Summary: Watching you, watching me
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: None (I hope)
Written for Numb3rs100, Challenge 127, Spy
Note: My first ever Numb3rs attempt. For munchkinofdoom who lured me here, and for Irena and Emma and all the other wonderful writers in this fandom, thanks for hours of pleasure, guys!
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.

Don Eppes leant against the wall of the toilets.

Fuck. He couldn’t believe he’d let Edgerton do that to a suspect..

When did the hell did the end start justifying the means, Eppes?

And just to make matters worse, he was hard. Rock fucking hard.

His hand drifted down to the bulge in his jeans. Shit!

A noise behind him brought his head round sharply.

Edgerton lounged in the doorway, watching him. Looking tired.

Don had rarely seen the sniper with his guard down. It felt uncomfortably like spying.

The barest of smiles on Edgerton’s face told the same story.

Comments

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean, I felt quite accomplished when I wrote numbers fic for the first time too! It's such a nice place as it turns out!!

And like you I've been quietly adoring the show for a while without doing much about it damn scheduling mostly to blame for that! But also the fact that poking into new fandoms is always scary, and I find Charlie excruciatingly hard to write even though he's my favourite!

But now you're in the fandom! You rock! You deserve your gin!!

[fredbassett]

Well my maths teacher told me to stop wasting the examiners time, so I've no chance of tackling Charlie in anything other than the most blatent PWP scene! But the hair, oh the hair .........

*drinks gin and swoons over hair!porn*

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

This is the voice of your evil subconscious, and it is telling you to write Charlie porn.

[fredbassett]

Oh help, I started with an Evil Twin, gained a Morally Amiguous Cousin, since promoted to an Evil Triplet *points finger* and now I have an Evil Subconscious.

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

*bemoans lack of evil familial connection*

*puts more rum in the tea*

[fredbassett]

I too like run, in tea, outside tea, with other things ....

We can develop and Evil Alchoholic Hair!Porn Conjunction.

It even sounds dirty ............

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Evil Alchoholic Hair!Porn Conjunction.

Sounds like some sinister phase of the moon/planets...we better hurry up and write some hair!porn then I suppose!

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Yeah I got a C in GCSE maths, my brain just does not work that way. It's afraid of numbers! I would love to do a blatant hair!porn PWP I think I might just eventually have to throw myself into it!

*brings own rum to the party, bemoans current lack of hair!porn*

[fredbassett]

I failed O level maths twice and nevr passed, so you're more qualified to write hair!porn than me!!!!

*drinks tea with whisky and joins the bemoaning*

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Oh, god we're going to break mathematics if we try Charlie pov, this in no way qualifies me to write the math parts.

I think we should just both write hair!porn and if we screw up any possible maths then smart people can point and laugh at us and we will not share our alcoholic beverages!!

[fredbassett]

Good plan!!

As a sop to clever people, we will remember to remove the s from the end of maths, when talking to our transatlantic chums. GO US!

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

we will remember to remove the s from the end of maths, when talking to our transatlantic chums. GO US!

I've already trained myself to do this, I think. Since the only reason I mention maths usually has to do with Numbers! Probably the only reason I'll use the word 'vector' as well...and that totally hasn't developed an air of slight dirty-ness....

[emmademarais.livejournal.com]

*cough*Hair porn*cough*

Just in case some inspiration would poke the muse a bit... /evil grin/

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

It's always a good day for hair!porn, and I'm always up for inspiration via fic!