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Fred's Birthday Comment!Porn Party - All Welcome!

Thank you all for your wonderful birthday cards and e-prezzies and a very special thank you to the lovely person who has put a year's paid shiny new extension on my LJ!!!!!! *SQUISHES WONDERFUL F-LIST*

So welcome to the comment!porn party, as before, anything goes (see previous post!), there are a few suggestions there, and I'll edit this one throughout the day, and as before, if we get enough here to minimise the threads, anthologies will appear later for those on dial-ups!!

So, without further delay .................. let the orgy begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Connor was a very happy boy… after the disappointment of this mornings meeting, he had been supplied with Jaffa Cake, Chocolate Hob Nobs and now Wagon Wheels! (who said he had a sweet tooth)…

The latter being the reason he was lying over the Professors desk and being expertly rimmed with in an inch of his life!

Stephen the pervert was sitting on the couch slowly pumping his dick in time with Cutters tongue…

::ring, ring::

“Professor Cutters Office” Stephen shouted down the phone…

“Ummmm OK, yes I’ll let them know…”

“Sorry to disturb you boys” Stephen murmed sheepishly, “Sir Lester would like to remind us all that the ARC has CCTV”

OMG, Brilliant!!

I was laughing so much at this and my daughter wanted to know why...

Thanks! I'm so pleased you enjoyed...

*sporfles AGAIN*

God, my screen is sooooooo going to need a clean! That's it's second spraying with tea today!

Memo to Self : Must not drink tea and read fic at the same time.

After the debacle with the CCTV, Lester had very pointedly not provided any refreshment for the next meeting, either fruit or biscuit shaped.

Which left Connor feeling a little disappointed, and rather like he'd missed out on something.

So when Stephen chucked a packet at him in the corridor outside, his eyes lit up.

Chocolate fingers! The things he could do with these!

Oh. My. God.

Abby was really, really pissed off… some prehistoric bird had shat on her new top and she had slipped in the mind trying to get away from its huge claws.. and to top it off Connor the idiot had spilt bleach on her favourite boots….

But most of all why the hell did Stephen and Nick smirk so evilly at each other when she threatened to destroy all of Connor's favourite Pink Panther biscuits he if didn’t buy her some new boots to replace the ones he’d ruined, she'll never know..

MEN!

OK, you can't leave it there, that would be just EVIL!!

What did the boy do to earn his Pink Panthers???

::evil grin::

To be continued... at some point... now would be a good time to bribe me...

Ok, even if you don't watch SGA, go and read this ........

http://neevebrody.livejournal.com/29585.html#cutid1

It's smoky hot rimming!fic, there's a prequel too! Tell neevebrody I sent you!!

And hey, in their fandom there's Rimming!Thursday, methinks we need that as well as Porn!Friday!!

Is this enough bribery for the Pink Panthers?

Connor was speechless

He couldn’t believe his eyes…. OMG someone must of spiked his drink…

There was no way in Gods green earth did think he would ever find Nick and Stephen both naked in HIS bed with only Pink Panthers to cover their naughty bits!

Damn he was still sore from the chocolate fingers there was no way he could have a threesome now…

“Stop thinking Connor and come to bed…”

If he was sore from the chocolate fingers, you should see what dopeydora_67's got Nick doing to Stephen with the vegetables in another thread ........

Do I take it the rimming!fic met with your approval? *evil grin*

It most certainly did!

Have you found dopeydora's cucumber!porn yet?

And hey, we ought to have rimming!thursday in Primeval, don't you think?

Oh I totally agree!

::rushes of to find those cucumbers::

"Will it involve biscuits?" Connor asked, warily.

"No biscuits or confectionary of any sort," Nick promised, almost, but not quite managing to keep a straight face.

"It'll be fruit, won't it?" groaned the student. "I've seen what you lot do with fruit."

"No fruit," said Stephen, blue eyes wide and guileless.

"No biscuits, cakes, or fruit? Honest, guys, I really don't think I could handle anything sweet right now."

"No biscuits, cakes, fruit or anything even remotely sweet. Now will you stop worrying and come to bed? You can trust us ......."

After all, it wasn't a lie. They just hadn't mentioned the vegetables.

There was no end to the possibilities when vegetables entered the equation.

LOL Excellent!

Fox’s Luxury Chocolate Assortment

Connor was very upset.

Recently he’d been overhearing snippets of conversation from the members of the Swat Team who were going on a raid to shut down an illegal “Pink Panther” club and all the boys were planning a trip to the local “Jaffa Cake” club at the weekend to celebrate another successful raid.

Ron in the lab had got himself a new boyfriend who loved “Wagon Wheels” and “Chocolate Fingers” …

Rachel one of the secretaries was having assault charges bought against her after viciously attacking her boyfriend when he innocently asked her sister for a “chocolate Hob Nob”

Another new secretary fell foul of Sir Lester’s nasty temper when she brought in a tin of “Fox’s Luxury Chocolate Assortment” in an attempt to make new friends but that was nothing to the smirks and giggles he received when Cutter threw him a Cadbury’s Crème Egg…

Yes there was no privacy in the A.R.C.

OMG! Cutter and Lester and a creme egg, now the mind really does boggle!!

LOL

What you mean a Fic where Cutter FISTS Lester with a Cabury's Creme Egg! you DIRTY dog you.... ::huge evil grin::

OMFG, I sooooooooooo didn;t think that!

*grins* You write it, I'll read it!!!

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