Drabble, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Lester, Leek, 15

[fredbassett]

Title : A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 15
Characters : Lester, Leek
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 594 The Victorians

“They used to put skirts around table legs, sir.”

“I think you’ll find that that was an urban myth.”

“I checked it on Snopes, Sir James.”

“Snopes wasn’t invented then, you idiot.”

“I believe we’re talking about now, sir.”

“I have no idea what the relevance of this is to the point under discussion.”

“Mr Anderson claims the young lady in question is from the Victorian era.”

“Mr Anderson lied on his CV about climbing Everest.”

“Yes, sir.”

“And you died at the end of Series 2.”

“I’m merely a figment of your fevered imagination, sir.”

“Then fuck off, Leek.”

Comments

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

LOL, brilliant and well done for getting it done before midnight.

[fredbassett]

You saved my streak! See below!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't want to mess the streak up.

[clea2011]

LOL! Are you trying to compete with me for taking it right down to the wire?! Well done! :D

[fredbassett]

Yep! My email feed was so overwhelmed with stuff on all fronts plus I'd been out all day. I was in the middle of being un-adult in the pub when I saw knitekat's message come through on my phone. I shoved a third of a glass of wine at a friend (he'd bought it anyway) and announced to Mr FB that he was taking me home, NOW. The rest of the cavers thought I was doing something terribly important about the Thailand rescue. The friend who had bought me the wine guessed what I was really doing, as he's known me the longest! Fastest drabble I've ever written and posted in the middle of crashing writer's block!!

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol

[fredbassett]

*g*

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee!

[fredbassett]

:)

[isamazed]

😁

[fredbassett]

*g*

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

Lol! Very intriguing,!

[fredbassett]

It amused me, anyway! *g*

[fififolle]

Snopes, lol! And well done on keeping your streak :D

[fredbassett]

I was chuffed to have done it!

[goldarrow]

Brilliant.
I giggled through the whole thing, and chortled at the end!

[fredbassett]

Thank you!

[thelibraniniquity]

Haha! Delightfully surreal.

[fredbassett]

Thanks!

[misa-ffection.livejournal.com]

LOL, brilliant! (Though what's up with James?!)

[fredbassett]

*g* Probably having a bad night!

[justjo2u]

HAHA So much humour in so few words!

[fredbassett]

Thank you!

[purplecat]

Oh Dear God! Bizarrely genius!

[fredbassett]

*g* Thanks!