Drabble, Same Old, Same Old, Lyle, Stringer 18

[fredbassett]

Title : Same Old, Same Old
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 18 (for language only)
Characters : Lyle, Stringer
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle and Stringer), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for primeval100 challenge 661, New Year, Same Old Problems
A/N : This is a gift for the amazingly lovely annikacorbijn1 who absolutely made my day this morning and gifted me this plot bunny! I hope you like it! My excuse for the language is that it’s Stringer, innit? *g*

“Who the buggering hell did we upset to draw the fucking short straw?” Lyle stared down from a sniper post overlooking Trafalgar Square and wondered how many drunken idiots he could take out with a three-second burst from his M4.

“You upset that ferret-faced harridan in the Welsh Office and I right-royally pissed off her sheep-shagging cunt of a husband. Next question?” Stringer looked bored, but his eyes still raked the crowd, just in case anything interesting kicked off.

“When can we kill someone and go home?”

“You can’t kill the fuckwits, remember. Basic training and all that crap.”

“Bollocks.”

Comments

[goldarrow]

*snorfles*
Brilliant!

[fredbassett]

Thank you!