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fredbassett ([personal profile] fredbassett) wrote2022-02-20 06:36 pm
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Drabble. The Blair Squirrel Project, Connor, Stephen, 12

Title : The Blair Squirrel Project
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Connor, Stephen
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for [livejournal.com profile] primeval100 challenge 772, The Woods

“I’ve seen that tree before.”

“It’s a pine forest, Connor. They all look the same.”

“That squirrel’s looking at me funny.”

“It’s their squirrelly faces, they can’t help it.”

“It’s stalking me…”

“It’s a different squirrel.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes.”

“I heard something… sounded like a microraptor...”

“It’s a pigeon.”

“That’s looking at me funny, too. Oh shit, it’s in league with the squirrel.”

“The wildlife is not ganging up on you. They’re just going about their own business.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m sure. You really don’t like the great outdoors, do you?”

“Whatever gave you that impression, mate?”

[identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com 2022-02-20 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, Connor just isn't good outdoors - I also think he's been watching Furry Vengeance ;)

Nicely done.
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[personal profile] goldarrow 2022-02-20 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL I think anyone would have got that impression, sorry to say, Connor!

Cute!
cordeliadelayne: ([primeval] green shirt stephen)

[personal profile] cordeliadelayne 2022-02-21 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Lol!
ext_27141: (Rex GTFO)

[identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com 2022-02-21 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, you had me with the title!
fififolle: (Primeval - LMAO)

[personal profile] fififolle 2022-02-22 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
lol!!! Reminds me of Blackadder! "I hate them, with their twitchy noses," LOL

[identity profile] eriah211.livejournal.com 2022-03-05 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL! ^_^
The microraptor in league with the squirrel bit made me sporfle out loud!