Drabble, Sunny Side Up, Lester/Lyle, 15

[fredbassett]

Title : Sunny Side Up
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 15
Characters : Lester/Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 383, Eggs

“Scrambled?”

“Not if you do it in the microwave. The ping’ll go straight through me.”

“Boiled?”

“It makes a noise when they knock against the side of the pan.”

“French toast?”

“Can’t stand the bloody stuff. My nan used to make it when I was a kid.”

“Omelette?”

“Do I look American?”

“No, my little fruitbat. You look like an extremely hung-over special forces soldier. I thought you lot were tough?”

“I am tough. I also have a sadistic fucking midget with a jackhammer leaping around in my skull wearing hobnailed boots.”

“Full English with two fried eggs, coming up.”

Comments

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

LOL! Poor little fruitbat! I bet he's wrapped up in his snuggly blankie as well!

[fredbassett]

He certainly is!

[kristen-mara.livejournal.com]

LOL. Only a fry up can attempt to absorb/mop up all the remaining alcohol in his system or reach his stomach! Poor ickle Lyle

[fredbassett]

Very true.

[melagan.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[fredbassett]

*g*

[(Anonymous)]

And no matter how many years go by I still freaking love these two and the way you write them! (Verito295 / Lucas not logged in because I don't even remember my lj password)

[fredbassett]

LOL! Nice to see you again :) Thanks for stopping by.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lolol And he calls him a fruitbat. hee!

[fredbassett]

He does. *g*

[lukadreaming.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! And I love these two together and all their backchat so damn much!

[fredbassett]

Thank you!

[goldarrow]

Love it when Lester calls Lyle 'fruitbat' *giggles*

The reasons for turning down the various offerings are hilarious, and Lyle's description of his hangover is classic.

*happy sigh* I adore the way you write these two!

[fredbassett]

It's one of my favourite endearments!

[d-violetta.livejournal.com]

Poor Lyle it is very sweet of Lester to look after him.

I agree the full English is a cure for one too many.

[fredbassett]

It certainly is!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Poor Lyle is lucky to have Lester looking after him. Love their banter. *purrs*

[fredbassett]

Thank you :)

[madscribbles.livejournal.com]

I'll have Lyle know the omelette's make no noise when they're being prepared and they're freaking delicious!

[fredbassett]

Very true!

[burnedyesterday.livejournal.com]

Aww, poor Lyle. I love their back and forth.

[fredbassett]

Thank you :)

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee, poor thing!

[fredbassett]

*g*

[fififolle]

*giggle* Poor Lyle *g*
Their dynamic is absolutely adorable. And hot. Very hot *g*

[fredbassett]

Thank you :)

[lsellersfic.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[fredbassett]

*g*

[clea2011]

Poor Lyle! Lets hope the oil doesn't sizzle too loudly :)

[fredbassett]

That would be terrible. *g*

[stealingpennies.livejournal.com]

Fruitbat! *snicker* Full English should do it one way or the other.

[fredbassett]

Oh yes, definitely!

[eriah211.livejournal.com]

LOL, hangover!Lyle is whiny, but Lester loves him anyway.

[fredbassett]

Probably! *g*

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

Lol! A full English breakfast is the answer to many things.

[fredbassett]

It certainly is!