Drabble, Sunny Side Up, Lester/Lyle, 15
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fredbassettTitle : Sunny Side Up
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 15
Characters : Lester/Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 383, Eggs
“Scrambled?”
“Not if you do it in the microwave. The ping’ll go straight through me.”
“Boiled?”
“It makes a noise when they knock against the side of the pan.”
“French toast?”
“Can’t stand the bloody stuff. My nan used to make it when I was a kid.”
“Omelette?”
“Do I look American?”
“No, my little fruitbat. You look like an extremely hung-over special forces soldier. I thought you lot were tough?”
“I am tough. I also have a sadistic fucking midget with a jackhammer leaping around in my skull wearing hobnailed boots.”
“Full English with two fried eggs, coming up.”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 15
Characters : Lester/Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 383, Eggs
“Scrambled?”
“Not if you do it in the microwave. The ping’ll go straight through me.”
“Boiled?”
“It makes a noise when they knock against the side of the pan.”
“French toast?”
“Can’t stand the bloody stuff. My nan used to make it when I was a kid.”
“Omelette?”
“Do I look American?”
“No, my little fruitbat. You look like an extremely hung-over special forces soldier. I thought you lot were tough?”
“I am tough. I also have a sadistic fucking midget with a jackhammer leaping around in my skull wearing hobnailed boots.”
“Full English with two fried eggs, coming up.”
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Date: 2014-09-09 10:22 am (UTC)LOL. Only a fry up can attempt to absorb/mop up all the remaining alcohol in his system or reach his stomach! Poor ickle Lyle
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Date: 2014-09-09 01:42 pm (UTC)The reasons for turning down the various offerings are hilarious, and Lyle's description of his hangover is classic.
*happy sigh* I adore the way you write these two!
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Date: 2014-09-09 06:21 pm (UTC)I agree the full English is a cure for one too many.
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Date: 2014-09-13 07:43 am (UTC)Their dynamic is absolutely adorable. And hot. Very hot *g*
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Date: 2014-09-14 10:44 pm (UTC)Fruitbat! *snicker* Full English should do it one way or the other.
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