Drabble, Sunny Scunny, Lester, Nick, 12

[fredbassett]

Title : Sunny Scunny
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Nick
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for primeval100 challenge 768, Safe House

“You don’t have to like it, Cutter, you just have to stay there.”

“It’s a 1950s monstrosity.”

“It’s a safe house, not the winner of last year’s Grand Designs.”

“I don’t need a safe house.”

“I beg to differ. Your psychotic wife served you with a divorce petition written on a 9mm steel-jacketed bullet delivered at high velocity. Hardly the actions of a nice, well-balanced woman.”

“Cheaper than lawyers. As you should know. How long for?”

“Hand me that crystal ball, will you?”

“And who the bloody hell puts a safe house in Scunthorpe?”

“MI5. They owe me a favour.”

Comments

[goldarrow]

*snorfles*
Loved it!
The divorce petition line was perfection, as was the crystal ball!

[fredbassett]

Thank you!

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

I love a man who has his priorities right! LOL

[fredbassett]

Me too!

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* One might almost think Nick would prefer another bullet!

[fredbassett]

that does appear to be the case!

[eriah211.livejournal.com]

“Hand me that crystal ball, will you?”
*sporfles* I'll remember that line for the future at work *g*
Great drabble!

[fredbassett]

Thank you! I used to use that line myself at times.

[isamazed]

Great dialogue 😄

[fredbassett]

Thank you!

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee!

[fredbassett]

*g*

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol Very good.

[fredbassett]

Thanks!

[fififolle]

This made me cackle so hard. Your Lester dialogue is priceless.

[fredbassett]

That you so much!

[justjo2u]

Ah sunny Scunny. This made me laugh.

[fredbassett]

Thanks! LOL, like Blackpool, the place many childhood memories were made of!