Drabble, Sunny Scunny, Lester, Nick, 12
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fredbassettTitle : Sunny Scunny
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Nick
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
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primeval100 challenge 768, Safe House
“You don’t have to like it, Cutter, you just have to stay there.”
“It’s a 1950s monstrosity.”
“It’s a safe house, not the winner of last year’s Grand Designs.”
“I don’t need a safe house.”
“I beg to differ. Your psychotic wife served you with a divorce petition written on a 9mm steel-jacketed bullet delivered at high velocity. Hardly the actions of a nice, well-balanced woman.”
“Cheaper than lawyers. As you should know. How long for?”
“Hand me that crystal ball, will you?”
“And who the bloody hell puts a safe house in Scunthorpe?”
“MI5. They owe me a favour.”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Nick
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 768, Safe House“You don’t have to like it, Cutter, you just have to stay there.”
“It’s a 1950s monstrosity.”
“It’s a safe house, not the winner of last year’s Grand Designs.”
“I don’t need a safe house.”
“I beg to differ. Your psychotic wife served you with a divorce petition written on a 9mm steel-jacketed bullet delivered at high velocity. Hardly the actions of a nice, well-balanced woman.”
“Cheaper than lawyers. As you should know. How long for?”
“Hand me that crystal ball, will you?”
“And who the bloody hell puts a safe house in Scunthorpe?”
“MI5. They owe me a favour.”
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Date: 2022-01-21 10:23 am (UTC)Loved it!
The divorce petition line was perfection, as was the crystal ball!
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Date: 2022-01-21 09:33 pm (UTC)*sporfles* I'll remember that line for the future at work *g*
Great drabble!
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