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fredbassettTitle : Escape From River Cottage
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle (Ryan, Finn)
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 380, A Dish Best Served Cold
A/N : Yes, this is based on a true story as well as the one about the pig’s head.
“Are there any more sausages left?”
“No, poppet, you ate the last one over an hour ago. And the last burger.”
“I bet the lamb’s gone as well, hasn’t it?”
“I do believe knives made an unhealthy appearance at that point. Miss Wickes was most unimpressed.”
“How did I miss that?”
“You were engaged in an unseemly tussle with Ryan over the last baked potato.”
“Looks like there’s meat left on the carcass. Finn, do something useful, fetch me a bone…”
“Jon! It’s been out in the rain for the last half hour!”
“Should have cooled down nicely by now.”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle (Ryan, Finn)
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 380, A Dish Best Served Cold
A/N : Yes, this is based on a true story as well as the one about the pig’s head.
“Are there any more sausages left?”
“No, poppet, you ate the last one over an hour ago. And the last burger.”
“I bet the lamb’s gone as well, hasn’t it?”
“I do believe knives made an unhealthy appearance at that point. Miss Wickes was most unimpressed.”
“How did I miss that?”
“You were engaged in an unseemly tussle with Ryan over the last baked potato.”
“Looks like there’s meat left on the carcass. Finn, do something useful, fetch me a bone…”
“Jon! It’s been out in the rain for the last half hour!”
“Should have cooled down nicely by now.”
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Date: 2014-08-25 01:57 pm (UTC)And this is when Lester became a vegetarian....
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Date: 2014-08-25 05:00 pm (UTC)That's a nasty mental picture.
*shudders*
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Date: 2014-08-25 06:35 pm (UTC)Nothing would go to waste at least ^_^
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Date: 2014-08-27 10:55 am (UTC)LOL, oh thank you for that image!
We could have done with Ryan at a family gathering - a cousin and his sons were scoffing the potatoes like they were popcorn and hardly left any for the whole rest of the guests...
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Date: 2014-08-30 10:11 pm (UTC)Haha! That is such a guy thing to do. I bet there's bowls and bowls of uneaten salad too.
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