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Title : Stop Stereotyping
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Nick, Connor, Abby, Stephen
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for [community profile] primeval100 challenge 719, Neanderthal

“Complete bunch of bloody Neanderthals!” Lester slammed his laptop shut. Half the room jumped, and Connor winced at the maltreatment of an innocent computer. “That budget proposal was wholly reasonable.”

“Stop stereotyping,” Nick told him. “Neanderthals had a highly developed society.”

“They cared for the elderly and the disabled,” Abby said.

“They produced the earliest cave art,” Stephen added.

Connor chimed in with, “And buried their dead.”

“Their stone tools were superbly worked.” Nick again.

Lester threw up his hands in surrender. “I apologise to the Neanderthals. The finance committee are total wankpuffins. Is that better?”

“Sounds fair,” Nick acknowledged.

Date: 2021-02-15 10:19 pm (UTC)
justjo2u: (Default)
From: [personal profile] justjo2u
HAHA Wankpuffins. I love it. That really made me laugh.

Date: 2021-02-15 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
LOL, brilliant!

Date: 2021-02-16 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigtitch.livejournal.com
Ahem! I like puffins! Lol!

Date: 2021-02-16 11:07 pm (UTC)
cordeliadelayne: ([primeval] happy team)
From: [personal profile] cordeliadelayne
Hee! I'm going to introduce wankpuffin into my vocabulary from here on in!

Date: 2021-02-17 07:30 am (UTC)
fififolle: (Primeval - Nick smile)
From: [personal profile] fififolle
Excellent :D

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