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Title : The Birth Canal
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for [community profile] primeval100 challenge 754, Exerise

“I think I might have to kill you, cherub.”

“And why might that be, my little pot-bellied pig?”

“Because I am currently covered in mud from head to foot and unable to move either forwards or backwards without breaking at least one rib and I hold you entirely to blame for my predicament.”

“Just push!”

“I am not giving birth, despite the name of this god-forsaken bit of passage.”

“Trust me, angel paws, you’ll like it when we get to the other side.”

“For your sake I very much hope that is true.”

“Cheer up, exercise is good for you!”
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