Drabble, The Birth Canal, Lester/Lyle, 12
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fredbassettTitle : The Birth Canal
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
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primeval100 challenge 754, Exerise
“I think I might have to kill you, cherub.”
“And why might that be, my little pot-bellied pig?”
“Because I am currently covered in mud from head to foot and unable to move either forwards or backwards without breaking at least one rib and I hold you entirely to blame for my predicament.”
“Just push!”
“I am not giving birth, despite the name of this god-forsaken bit of passage.”
“Trust me, angel paws, you’ll like it when we get to the other side.”
“For your sake I very much hope that is true.”
“Cheer up, exercise is good for you!”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 754, Exerise“I think I might have to kill you, cherub.”
“And why might that be, my little pot-bellied pig?”
“Because I am currently covered in mud from head to foot and unable to move either forwards or backwards without breaking at least one rib and I hold you entirely to blame for my predicament.”
“Just push!”
“I am not giving birth, despite the name of this god-forsaken bit of passage.”
“Trust me, angel paws, you’ll like it when we get to the other side.”
“For your sake I very much hope that is true.”
“Cheer up, exercise is good for you!”
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Date: 2021-10-19 05:44 am (UTC)Yes, I deeply sympathise with Lester, as I'm sure you do!
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Date: 2021-10-19 04:57 pm (UTC)It's a scabby bit of passage.
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