Title : Contractors of the Lost ARC
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Norman
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 963, Considerably Behind Schedule
“Would next week be too much to hope for?”
The ARC’s maintenance supervisor considered the question thoughtfully then nodded. “Arp.”
“I take that to mean the contractors are behind schedule?”
“Arp.”
“Problems with the Heavenly Host?”
“Narp. Just them lazy bastards in there. Can’t find their own arses with a torch and a roadmap.”
“So I’m doomed to spend my days saving the ungrateful public from certain death whilst working in a Portakabin in carpark with nothing more than a chipped mug, some instant coffee and milk that passed its use by date sometime last century?”
“Arp.”
Lester sighed. “Splendid.”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Norman
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
“Would next week be too much to hope for?”
The ARC’s maintenance supervisor considered the question thoughtfully then nodded. “Arp.”
“I take that to mean the contractors are behind schedule?”
“Arp.”
“Problems with the Heavenly Host?”
“Narp. Just them lazy bastards in there. Can’t find their own arses with a torch and a roadmap.”
“So I’m doomed to spend my days saving the ungrateful public from certain death whilst working in a Portakabin in carpark with nothing more than a chipped mug, some instant coffee and milk that passed its use by date sometime last century?”
“Arp.”
Lester sighed. “Splendid.”