Plot Bunnies In the Gutter with Chocolate :-
a variant on the theme of Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, because anyone reading this will be certain we’re all taking banned substances !
OK, the results of the great Evil Plot Bunnies/Pigeons of Doom ™ Post have arrived, and are presented here in no particluar order. All late additions will be welcomed into the Gutter with their oil/chocolate/mud coated friends and relatives and casual observers …………..
1. Dodos, Stephen, Sex Pollen
2. Grubby Jack in Chains, plus Hot Young Doctor with Stubble &/or the Master &/or A. N. Other
3. More Sharpe/Ryan with more mud. Possibly also including other men with sexy accents, suggestions include Cutter, Sharpe and Harper.4. Sharpe's stuck with Connor as his only helper on a mission (or replace Sharpe with Harper in that idea).
5. Stephen/Ryan, plus trees and rain, plus mission gone wrong, casualties and angry sex (OK, I think I did quite a bit of that before seeing this post, but still up for grabs by others!) Oh, and plus more mud.
6. And the most detailed yet : Stephen/Ryan, in a chocolate factory, fall in vat of chocolate, rest of team helps them clean up, must include : Stephen helping Ryan out of chocolate coated tac vest; whipped cream; sprinkles; tiny dinosaurs, specifically tiny edible chocolate dodos and a themed selection box of choccie dinos including tiny T-Rexs and Velociraptors with little white chocolate claws. Entangled_Now wins this one, but it is also up for grabs by anyone else!! Or we could even have a multi-person collaboration, if we can work out how to stage-manage it? Everyone contributes a paragraph and then passes it on?? We’d need a technical co-ordinator, but it could well work ………….
7. The Master being kept in the locked room by the Doctor.
8. Doctor Who/Primeval crossover with possible slashiness between Connor and the 10th Doctor, in the woods, with the Tardis and also Connor going all fanboy.
9. Maybe the little girl from Rememberance Of The Daleks grew up to be Abby or Claudia (neither of whom have said how old they are). One scene might be...
The giant amphibian monster - not technically an amphibian since it wasn't related to frogs or salamanders - continued to approach Nick and Abby, them being trapped in this alleyway. Suddenly, bolts of lightning strike out from Abby's outstretched fingers, frying the amphibian, which promptly collapsed. "How did you do that?" Nick asks, overwhelmed by the urge to kiss her passionately; adrenaline, he tells himself. As Abby smiles, there are loud voices approaching from the other side of the amphibian: Abby's masters: the Daleks. (OK, Rodlox gets first dibs on this one because it’s mostly written already! But I insist it includes Innuendo!!)
10. Abby and Claudia (or Abby and Helen or Helen and Claudia) in mud, and whichever guy comes to help them out, he imagines what naughtiness they might've been up to - even though there was no naughtiness. With optional extra Sexual Tension of one sort or another.
And, in any combination with the above : bears, dodos, more oil, more mud and chocolate. Bonus points for getting any of these included anywhere.
Also, extra bonus points for anyone who includes Correct Use of Innuendo. (Rodlox being the current master of the Innuendo Fic!)
And anyone working on any of the above in combination with anyone else would be fun! And multiple uses of the same suggestion would also be fun.
Ooh the possibilities are endless …………………OK, folks, GO FOR IT !!!!!!!!