Drabble, Looking Pretty, Lester, Jenny, Dane

[fredbassett]

Title : Looking Pretty
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 15
Characters : Lester, Jenny, (Dane)
Disclaimer : Not mine no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for thefakebook for drabble prompts I took.

The sharp click of Jenny’s heels as she stalked into his office warned Lester what to expect.

“He’s done it again!”

Lester raised one eyebrow, questioningly.

“James, I do not expect to see naked soldiers in the corridors!”

“He probably forgot his towel.”

“That’s what he always says. The cleaners are starting to complain.”

“Really? Maybe we should be democratic and take a poll?”

“You are not taking this seriously!”

Yes, I am, mused Lester, staring thoughtfully at the feed from the security cameras.

The sight of black curls and an all-over tan certainly improved his day at the office.

Comments

[a1cmustangpilot.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, poor Jenny! But Lester's reaction was hilarious! Thank you for sharing this!
~

[fredbassett]

Thanks!

[munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com]

Cutter's not going to be happy about sharing the view! *veg*

[fredbassett]

*grins* You, reading drabbles?!?

[munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com]

The last time I saw Dane he was naked. I wanted to see if he was still naked. *g*

[fredbassett]

It was for Fakey! How could he be anything other than nekkid? *grins*

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

If Dane isn't on duty, there is a 99.99999% chance he's naked!

[bella-farfalla.livejournal.com]

LOL I think that would improve anyone's day. :D

[fredbassett]

It would certainly improve mine!

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

LOL, brilliant! That boy has no shame! ;)

[fredbassett]

No shame, and mostly, no clothes!

[reggietate.livejournal.com]

ROFL! jenny has her hands full keeping all the way ward blokes at the ARC in check :-)

[fredbassett]

I imagine it takes a fair bit of effort!

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

Naked!Dane - Pissing off cleaning staff since 2009 *sporfles*

What is with the cleaners in the Primeverse? They are clearly insane.

I so want a copy of the security tapes!

Thank you, Hound. This was perfect! *hugs*

[fredbassett]

Glad you liked it, hon! *glomps you*

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

oops. That's going to startle a few unwary people.

[fredbassett]

Yes, I imagine it would!

[sunsets-dinos.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Awesome!! What a lovely sight, Jenny, don't pretend you don't like it!!! I want the tapes, please!!

[fredbassett]

Those tapes are in demand!

[talliw.livejournal.com]

Stop complaining, Jenny. Just enjoy the view like all the others do.
The cleaners have to be homophobic or insane.

[fredbassett]

LOL, I might apply for a job on the cleaning staff.

[verito295.livejournal.com]

*snickers*
Poor Jenny, what horrid things she has to deal with :D

[fredbassett]

It's such a hard life :)

[nietie.livejournal.com]

If I could participate in the poll: no complaints here. LOL

[fredbassett]

I'd vote for more!

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

Lol I'mwith Lester. Naked Dane is always good.

[fredbassett]

That seems to be the consensus. Looks like Jenny is outvoted.

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

BTW Dane isn't in the OCs post,got any suggestions for the best place to go to get a a handle on him? I still need some soldiers for my Lyle/Lester series and I might want him :D

[fredbassett]

I'll try and get both him and Stringer in the OC post in the next couple of days. I need to consult Fakey on a first name for him.

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I have stringer already because I simply interrogated you on him:D But Dane all I really know is he likes to be nekkid :D


I need three more soldiers. One of those has to be an OC so I can kill him (except I keep getting attached as I create them and then I don't want them to die lol). So with Dane that means I only need one more yay.

[fredbassett]

LOL, he's pretty much a blank slate, apart from getting his kit off a lot!

[fififolle]

I wouldn't mind getting a handle on him either.

[fififolle]

OMG LMAO!!! Oh Dane. Really.

"That's what he always says.
HEEEE!

Fabulous. Rrr.

[fredbassett]

I love Fakey's idea of him getting his kit off all the time!

[fififolle]

Suits me :D

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

*snort* love how Lester plays all innocent, whilst glued to the feed showing Dane!

[fredbassett]

He'd certainly be watching!

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

heee!

[fredbassett]

*grins*

[cordeliadelayne]

Lol! Excellent :D

[fredbassett]

Thanks!

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!!! That's awesome! And I'm in full agreement with Lester!

[fredbassett]

Me too!

[lukadreaming.livejournal.com]

Hee! I see no problem with Dane with his kit off *vbg*.

[fredbassett]

Me neither!

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

The cleaners must be blind.

I vote for letting him wander round in the buff. I'm sure it must be far more environmentally-friendly than using all those towels and creating more laundry.*nods*

[fredbassett]

I wouldn't object if it was my office!

[neferitiel.livejournal.com]

*giggles* poor Jenny!!! :D But we love you Lester!!! *.*

[fredbassett]

Lester is a man with the correct priorities!