Drabble, Don't You Dare, Lester, Lyle, 12

[fredbassett]

Title : Don’t You Dare!
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 119, We need to talk.
A/N : For Lyle’s first brush with a certain site on Salisbury Plain, please head over and read lsellersfic’s fabulous story A Day in the Life.

“Jon, I have no idea what you have against Stonehenge, but as I told you on the last occasion you asked, no, you cannot call in an airstrike ….

“Tanks? What do you mean, do I have anything against tanks?

“One happened just to be passing on the A344? How very convenient ….

“Well, send it back to Larkhill, where it belongs. I don’t care how many of the damned creatures you have on your hands that does not excuse the deployment of heavy artillery in a World Heritage site ....

“Lyle, don’t you dare hang up on me, we need to talk!”

Comments

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

Just don't aim at the monoliths... *g*

[fredbassett]

Explaining it to English Heritage could prove difficult.

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

I forsee a cascade of dominoes...

This isn't going to end well.

*sporfle*

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

It's like the library scene in The Mummy - I wonder who Lyle's grandparents were ... Damn now I want a Mummy/Primeval xover.

[fredbassett]

LOL, that would be amusing.

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

I think I might have to do it. Lyle as the son of the kid in The mummy Returns...

[fredbassett]

I foresee Lyle coming up with ever more inventive ways of demolishing it!

[reggietate.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Lyle's a bad boy :-)

[fredbassett]

He certainly is!

[talliw.livejournal.com]

LOL
Lyle, all the esoterics will come after you if you destroy their playground.;)
Poor Lester, seems he needs a holiday, urgently.

[fredbassett]

Yep, he thinks so too.

[nietie.livejournal.com]

LOL Boys and their toys.

[fredbassett]

They certainly like playing with bigger and better guns.

[lukadreaming.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Yay, you wrote it *bg*. Great lines -- I think my favourite is:

“One happened just to be passing on the A344? How very convenient ….

[fredbassett]

I got Mr FB to google the road number while I was writing. As you can imagine, he rolled his eyes. I then asked him to google the nearest army base, and they rotated again!

[lukadreaming.livejournal.com]

*Sporfles*

Just think how proud we'll all be when he wins Olympic gold in 2012 *vbg*.

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Lyle does like blowing thing up, doesn't he? Poor Lester sounds like he needs a holiday, or perhaps an attentive Lyle (or both).
*snort* over the convenient passing tank.

[fredbassett]

He's a caver, yep, he likes blowing things up!

[cordeliadelayne]

LOL!

[fredbassett]

*grins*

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lololol

[fredbassett]

Thanks :)

[a1cmustangpilot.livejournal.com]

oh dear, heavy artillery at Stonehenge? lol Lyle is awesome to read about!
~

[fredbassett]

He's been wanting to call in an air strike for ages! He does like big bangs.

[auntypam.livejournal.com]

*ROFL* Lyle can be quite a trial can't he? Does someone need a spanking? *offersLesterRidingcrop* *g*

(Does Mr FB get a research credit?)

[fredbassett]

He should have had a credit really!

[kristen-mara.livejournal.com]

*VBG* Stonehenge is so going DOWN! If a tank is handy, it must be fate, a sign...

And yay for research partners!

[fredbassett]

Yep, it was definitely fated to happen.

[kristen-mara.livejournal.com]

Forgot to add (and since I don't have a paid account, I can't edit entries)...If Lyle does do in Stonehenge, then his mother will definitely get to find out what he's up to!

[fredbassett]

They wouldn't be able to keep that one out of the papers!

[sunsets-dinos.livejournal.com]

*jumps uőp and down* OMG this is brilliant!!! lol So them...

[fredbassett]

LOL !

[rospberry.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I always wondered why some of the lumps of rocks were missing and broken - sure they weren't like that before.

[fredbassett]

Lyle appears to have a dislike of this particular monument!

[neferitiel.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Lyle and Lester shall never change!!! *.*

[fredbassett]

I really must write the long version of this fic.