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fredbassettTitle : Stating the Bleedin’ Obvious
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, The Minister
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for Primeval100 Challenge 207, Cold Blood
“It terrorised half of central London!”
“Actually, Minister, the team successfully confined it to one small area of Green Park.”
“It terrified innocent people!”
“The jogger was slightly startled, but I am reliably informed that several small children wanted to take it home and keep it as pet.”
“It should have been shot on sight!”
“In front of the children? Surely not, Minister.”
“Your people are being paid exorbitant salaries to prevent monsters from the past rampaging around the countryside. We can’t have cold blooded killers on the loose.”
“Of course it was cold blooded, Minister, it was a reptile.”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, The Minister
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for Primeval100 Challenge 207, Cold Blood
“It terrorised half of central London!”
“Actually, Minister, the team successfully confined it to one small area of Green Park.”
“It terrified innocent people!”
“The jogger was slightly startled, but I am reliably informed that several small children wanted to take it home and keep it as pet.”
“It should have been shot on sight!”
“In front of the children? Surely not, Minister.”
“Your people are being paid exorbitant salaries to prevent monsters from the past rampaging around the countryside. We can’t have cold blooded killers on the loose.”
“Of course it was cold blooded, Minister, it was a reptile.”
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Date: 2011-04-21 01:19 pm (UTC)Not half as cold blooded as some of the people chasing it!
Love the Lester!snark!
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Date: 2011-04-21 01:20 pm (UTC)Perfect Lester!
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