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Title : Stating the Bleedin’ Obvious
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, The Minister
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for Primeval100 Challenge 207, Cold Blood

“It terrorised half of central London!”

“Actually, Minister, the team successfully confined it to one small area of Green Park.”

“It terrified innocent people!”

“The jogger was slightly startled, but I am reliably informed that several small children wanted to take it home and keep it as pet.”

“It should have been shot on sight!”

“In front of the children? Surely not, Minister.”

“Your people are being paid exorbitant salaries to prevent monsters from the past rampaging around the countryside. We can’t have cold blooded killers on the loose.”

“Of course it was cold blooded, Minister, it was a reptile.”

Date: 2011-04-21 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jooles34.livejournal.com
You make me happy with the Lester snark.

Date: 2011-04-21 12:56 pm (UTC)
aoifes_isle: (Default)
From: [personal profile] aoifes_isle
I love the Lester snark!

Date: 2011-04-21 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reggietate.livejournal.com
Hee! Good for Lester - never short for a comeback, him :-)

Date: 2011-04-21 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigtitch.livejournal.com
We can’t have cold blooded killers on the loose.
Not half as cold blooded as some of the people chasing it!

Love the Lester!snark!

Date: 2011-04-21 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melagan.livejournal.com
*snicker*

Perfect Lester!

Date: 2011-04-21 02:13 pm (UTC)
ext_27141: (Lester Bow)
From: [identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com
Poor James really does have to deal with some idiots, doesn't he? *g*
Edited Date: 2011-04-21 02:14 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-04-21 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pink-flame-87.livejournal.com
Classic Lester! Reminds me of the interviews that were posted here yesterday Ciaran said the unseen Minister was his favorite character :p

Date: 2011-04-21 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nietie.livejournal.com
LOL Well done, [livejournal.com profile] fredbassett and well done, Lester.

Date: 2011-04-21 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joereaves.livejournal.com
ROFL. That's our Lester, never short of an answer.

Date: 2011-04-21 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] comnena39.livejournal.com
That was hysterical! And I can completely imagine the expressions (or rather the lack thereof) on Lester's face while he was talking. *sniggers*

Date: 2011-04-21 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tay-21.livejournal.com
AHA! Lester snark at it's very best. "Several small children wanted to take it hame and keep it as a pet" LOL! What fun. :-D

Date: 2011-04-21 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lukadreaming.livejournal.com
Prime Lester snark, m'dear! Love the dialogue.

Date: 2011-04-21 09:01 pm (UTC)
cordeliadelayne: (cutter&abby)
From: [personal profile] cordeliadelayne
Hee hee!

Date: 2011-04-21 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Lovely Lester snark. Lester ftw.

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From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-04-22 07:39 pm (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2011-04-22 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] echo-fangirl.livejournal.com
Heh heh... Lester will not be intimidated! :D

Date: 2011-04-22 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntypam.livejournal.com
Lester has a wonderful way of stating the obvious:)

Date: 2011-04-22 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deinonychus-1.livejournal.com
lol! Oh, Lester, a snarky comeback for everything.

Date: 2011-04-22 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
Very cool.

Date: 2011-04-23 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talliw.livejournal.com
LOL
Lester always has the right answer.:)

Date: 2011-04-24 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bellaitalia-x.livejournal.com
James Lester - an answer for everything! Wonderfully snarky :)

Date: 2011-04-25 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dopeydora-67.livejournal.com
LOL, you write Lester so well *g*

Date: 2011-04-25 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slashybits.livejournal.com
Lester is awesome. Fact.

Date: 2011-04-26 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lsellersfic.livejournal.com
Go Lester!

Date: 2011-04-26 11:16 pm (UTC)
fififolle: (Primeval - Lester too sexy)
From: [personal profile] fififolle
*snort*
Utterly brilliant!

Date: 2011-05-05 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neferitiel.livejournal.com
*giggles madly* Fantastic!

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