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Title : Cold Haily Windy Night
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 18
Characters : Stephen/Ryan
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Tac Vest Porn. Inspired by listening to a track on the new Steeleye Span album and offered as an apology for being late with Part 7 of the Devil’s Crowll.
Tags : Fic, Slash, Stephen, Ryan.
Oh let me in the soldier cried
Cold haily windy night
Oh let me in the soldier cried
For I'll not come back again o
What the hell had made him agree to a group of students coming round tonight to go through some points on their dissertations? He must have been mad.
They were young, earnest, keen. And at least one of the girls had spent the entire time making puppy dog eyes at him. Connor had claimed yesterday over coffee that one of the lads clearly fancied him as well, but he’d put that down to one of Connor’s usual wind ups. He hadn’t seen any evidence of the supposed infatuation from that quarter himself, not yet, anyway.
Stephen sighed and announced a ten minute coffee break. It was 9 o’clock. He’d give them another hour and by then he’d be dying for a beer and some peace and quiet.
Outside his flat, the night had been getting progressively filthier. Horizontal sleet drove nastily against the windows and made him wish for once that he’d been domesticated enough to get blinds for the kitchen. It was the sort of night that improved with being tucked away safely, out of sight, out of mind.
He heard a noise and cocked his head to one side, listening. It sounded like the front door, but he couldn’t be sure. He shared an entrance with the flat downstairs and he knew his neighbour was in, so let her deal with it. He wasn’t expecting visitors, and if it was another student, it’d be one too many!
He flicked the switch on the kettle and wondered if he was going to be polite enough to offer them biscuits?
A rattle of something that sounded suspiciously like gravel hitting the window made him jump and spill the milk. Bloody kids! If they wanted trouble, they could have it.
He thundered down the stairs and yanked the outside door open, getting ready to yell at someone, anyone, for dragging him out of a warn flat and down into a draughty, unheated hallway.
“Fix your fucking doorbell, Hart!” grumbled a voice in the darkness. “And while you’re at it, complain to the Council about the lack of street lights. Oh, and try switching your mobile phone on. I was just about to give up and bugger off.”
“Any more demands?” asked Stephen, wondering what the hell had brought Ryan out here on a night like this, dressed in full combat gear.
For answer, the soldier pushed his way damply into the hall and shook himself like a large, wet dog. A not overly house-trained large wet dog, to be precise. He then proceeded to insinuate a very cold, clammy hand around the back of Stephen’s neck and haul him into a rough and remarkably thorough kiss.
An even colder hand wormed its way up the back of his shirt and Stephen’s yelp of protest was muffled against a pair of very insistent, freezing cold, lips. And as he hadn’t seen his lover for the past ten and a half, but hey who’s counting? days, he didn’t really mind too much that the hand bore a rather uncomfortable resemblance to a dead frog left out too long on a dissecting slab.
Ryan’s tac vest dug into his chest in all sorts of interesting and inappropriate ways, forcing Stephen to grab hold of it, just to keep upright under the onslaught of the soldier’s mouth. The butt of a pistol dug hard into one hip and he shifted position slightly for maximum effect. The thigh holster that Ryan had been experimenting with recently was bad for Stephen’s composure at the best of times and as he squirmed in the other man’s grip, his jeans already felt uncomfortably tight.
The sound of a door opening interrupted what was promising to be a moment of near-perfect lust. “Good God!” exclaimed his neighbour, before retreating in a hurry, slamming the door behind her in obvious disgust.
Stephen laughed breathlessly. “Ryan, would you mind telling me what the hell you’re playing at? You can’t walk around dressed like that in a residential area, it’s an offence against public decency.”
“Blame the Witch King,” muttered Ryan, burrowing a cold wet nose into Stephen’s neck, making him hope the resemblance to a dog was purely superficial and that the cause of the damp was nothing more than rain. “SO19 had an op on not far from here and wanted back up. There’s less paperwork if we do the shooting, so Lester did a favour for a mate of his in the police. Anyway, it makes a change from monsters.” Before Stephen had a chance to question him further, Ryan started to undo the buttons of his shirt, muttering, “Useless bloody intel. Spent five fucking hours traipsing round in the rain and all we did was scare a few kids and a cat.”
Strong hips continued to grind against Stephen’s and the tac vest continued its assault on his morals and he knew he was in danger of coming there and then. “These jeans were clean on this morning,” he protested, weakly.
“So start wearing pants,” said the soldier, clearly wholly indifferent to that as an excuse.
“I am!”
“Makes a bloody change,” commented Ryan and then the rasp of the tac vest against Stephen’s now naked chest coupled with one final thrust of black clad hips against his own was enough to finish him, and with a barely suppressed gasp, he came, fingers clutching at the material of his lover’s jacket, hips moving jerkily, mouth panting and open. Then he felt cold fingers slide down his ribs and start to undo the buckle of his belt.
Ryan clearly hadn’t finished yet.
Stephen just hoped that the students would stay where they were for at least the next ten minutes.
If anything came between him and the feel of Ryan’s tac vest on his naked back, he wouldn’t be answerable for his actions.
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Date: 2007-08-27 08:06 pm (UTC)Just going to register my love for the fic again, for posterity!
*returns to swimming in the gutter*
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Date: 2007-08-27 08:16 pm (UTC)Anyway, glad Tac Vest!Porn met with approval *grins and joins you in the gutter*
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Date: 2007-08-27 08:31 pm (UTC)Loved it just what i was needing! Tac Vest Porn! My mind is so far into the gutter that is about all i can say! ;)
And the apology is very much accepted...how could it not be with this little baby!
Hope you don't mind that i've added you to my friends list!
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Date: 2007-08-27 08:34 pm (UTC)Welcome to the Gutter!
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Date: 2007-08-27 09:31 pm (UTC)Ask the munchkin, she knows! *grins*
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Date: 2007-08-28 02:33 am (UTC)This is great and so hot.
Ah yes. Tac vest porn is the best. :D
Apology accepted.
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Date: 2007-08-28 01:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-28 08:11 am (UTC)And what happened to the first post? It seems from your comments with Telperion_15 this was another posting trauma?
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Date: 2007-08-28 01:32 pm (UTC)It looks like everyone wants to warm the poor guy up!
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Date: 2007-08-28 08:25 am (UTC)...and that last paragraph is wonderful!
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Date: 2007-08-28 01:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-08-28 11:14 am (UTC)You can’t walk around dressed like that in a residential area, it’s an offence against public decency.”
Screw public decency! I loved all the descriptions of Ryan cold in this...awesome stuff...
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Date: 2007-08-28 01:20 pm (UTC)Not sure what Stephen's neigbour thought of it though :)
And new kinks are always welcome, I feel. We can blame munchkin for this one!!
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Date: 2007-08-28 06:50 pm (UTC)After getting back home from a very bad ten days away, I find part 6 of The Devils Crowll and this little gem waiting for me. You put me in such a good mood, I've even forgiven the sprogette for forgetting to record the F1 for me.
She sends her eternal thanks and has now stopped shaking and cowering in the corner where I threw her earlier and is currently slinking back to her room muttering something about 'NSPCC' and 'thank god for Stephen'
And the World Cup starts in a few days,(I know Wales will get hammered, but I can dream, can't I?) I'm off work for the middle of Sept to catch some of the rugby so I'll copy Callan for you then.
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Date: 2007-08-28 09:49 pm (UTC)Glad I could be of service, m'dear! The F1 was relatively missable, but don't tell the sprogette, (I made a couple of rude comments on a post on my LJ), but it was worth it to watch Massa win and to sneer at LH's whinging.
I have totally failed to find Callan, so would be eternally grateful to you for it. Send me an email off line when you have a mo, and I'll supply an address. The fredbassett email address on my profile works OK.
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Date: 2007-09-03 01:25 pm (UTC)Very nice read! *is in her happy place*
And aren't we all nice to forgive you with being late? ;3
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Date: 2007-09-03 01:35 pm (UTC)And I'm getting closer to being ready with DC7. Maybe later.
Glad to have you back in your happy place :)
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Date: 2008-03-10 12:43 am (UTC)Thigh holster! Tac vest assaulting Stephen's morals! (And mine too, incidentally) Cold, sleet-soaked Ryan molesting Stephen with a load of unsuspecting students just upstairs!
Are you trying to kill me, woman? If so, you're doing a remarkably good job.
(Btw, how the hell did you manage to get a hand like a dead frog to be sexy? *is awed*)
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Date: 2008-03-10 04:15 pm (UTC)Would you prefer burial or cremation in the event of your premature demise?
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Date: 2008-05-15 04:50 am (UTC)This fic has everything. Ryan as back up for SO19, with a hand bore a rather uncomfortable resemblance to a dead frog left out too long on a dissecting slab up Stephen's back, the tacvest and thigh holster, oh it was all damply lustful. Stephen wearing pants for a change *guffaw* Hot damn. And in his *hallway*?! Good god man, have you no shame? LOL
Right, better get ready, need to be in Leeds by 9 ;)
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Date: 2008-08-12 02:59 pm (UTC)And I like the fact it's less paperwork if the SF lads do the shooting . . .
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Date: 2009-02-07 01:28 pm (UTC)*flails*
I reckon I need another cold shower now...
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Date: 2009-03-25 11:16 am (UTC)“So start wearing pants,” said the soldier, clearly wholly indifferent to that as an excuse.
“I am!”
“Makes a bloody change,”
That made me giggle. :)
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