Drabble, Size Matters, Don/Ian, 15

[fredbassett]

Title: Size Matters
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Don Eppes(/Ian Edgerton), Colby Granger, Megan Reeves, David Sinclair
Rating: PG
Summary: Don contemplates anatomical matters
Numbers100 Prompt #22 Dimensions
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money made, don’t sue. 

Don wriggled uncomfortably in the seat.

It wasn’t something he particularly wanted to dwell on, but every damned time he saw Edgerton now, the same thought just kept coming back to mind.

He shifted again, uneasily.

Colby looked puzzled.

Megan looked amused.

Don began to wonder if his erection was showing.

He really couldn’t see how it would fit. I mean, his ass just wasn’t designed with that activity in mind, was it?

“If you’ve got an itch, just scratch it,” offered David, trying to be helpful.

Don glared and went back to his deliberations on the subject of size.

Comments

[melissima.livejournal.com]

OMGLOL! Hee! Don, trust me. It won't quite fit, at least at first. But you'll get used to it.

Brava!

[fredbassett]

Give the boy time *grins*, at least he's got as far as thinking about it now :)

Thanks! I think this has to take the record for mega-fast comments, it only seems seconds since I finished posting!

[emmademarais.livejournal.com]

Hey, you calling my wife fast? /gives you the evil eye/

Hehehe

[emmademarais.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!

And good advice from David even if he doesn't know it. /snickers/

Funny!

[fredbassett]

Maybe I'll have to write one called Don Scratches his Itch, LOL.

I seem to be in in a Numb3rs fic phase right now *grins*

[emmademarais.livejournal.com]

/fully supports this/

Enjoy it while you can. In a few days the last Numb3rs episode will be aired and once it's gone there will be new Primeval to lure you away.

/sigh/

[fredbassett]

Don't worry, I carried on writing Primeval for the entire year between S1 and S2, so I don't lose interest just 'cos the show isn't airing at the time :)

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

Now, why do I suspect David might have been using a sly euphemism there? (Or maybe my mind has been living in the gutter for too long - it really needs to take a holiday!)

his ass just wasn’t designed with that activity in mind, was it?

That's where the ability to be flexible and adaptable comes in handy, surely? *g*

[fredbassett]

Nonsense, people take holidays TO the gutter, not from it!!

Yep, both those abilities will hopefully be useful to him :)

[ladygray99]

hehehehehe There's going to be more, right?

[fredbassett]

Oh yes, I seem to be totally stuck in a Don/Ian groove right now and intend to have a big puch in the new few weeks to finish both the Crossing the Line Series and the Don Doesn't Know Much About Art Series, as I've neglected both of them for too long!! But drabbles are a good way of keeping me going with this pair in the meantime :)

[irena-adler.livejournal.com]

*cheers for the idea of finishing those dangling series* Don, I'll admit to having similar questions myself at first! *g* BTW, I'd put the rating of this at PG rather than G.

[fredbassett]

Thanks, I've corrected the rating :) BYW is there a list someone of rating guidance, as I'm never sure what clases as what, unless its pretty obviously NC-17 stuff?

I did update the Art series a couple of days ago, but Crossing the Line has been seriously neglected, but I now know what the next big scene will be *evil teasing grin*. I now just need to write it!

[ladygray99]

Yes! More Don/Ian

*feeds love!*

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Lol! I have to go with Telperion I'm not sure whether David was being clueless or using a clever euphemism?

However Don being protective of his ass still remains hilarious and very entertaining to read!

[fredbassett]

Don and his ass never fails to entertain me, that's for sure, so I try and spread the ass!love where I can :)

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

I'm ridiculously amused at the idea of you spreading ass!love!

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Yey for continuing comedy ass issues!

[fredbassett]

Well, it was the sort of thing I could see him contemplating, so when I was checking the past prompts list, this one rather jumped out! *grins*

[dance-the-code.livejournal.com]

I am deriving far too much amusement from this.

[fredbassett]

Can there be too much ammusement? *grins* Don's great when he's all confused and conflicted!