Comment!Porn, The Collector's Edition, Volume 2, Leek!Porn

[fredbassett]

Title: Comment!Porn, The Collector’s Edition, Volume 2, Leek!Porn
Fandom: Primeval (Numb3rs)
Authors: dopeydora_67, emmademarais, fredbassett, noxnoctisanima, rodlox
Pairing :  Leek/His Hand, Ryan/Connor, Leek/Nick, Stephen/Lester, Leek/Abby, Leek/Howard Meeks (Numb3rs), Leek/Helen/Jenny
Rating: 18/NC17
Spoilers : Only to your morals
Warning: Leek!Porn just about says it all, doesn’t it?  Squicks me, that’s for sure!
Disclaimer: We don’t own them, but if we did, the show wouldn’t air before the watershed.

(fredbassett)

Leek slid a hand surreptitiously into his open fly and started to stroke his already leaking cock.

The door was locked, but he didn't entirely trust one of Ryan's thugs to fail to notice a minor detail like that. Locks were not one of the stronger features of this place. He will admit to having scrimped on that part of the specification.

But the concealed CCTV cameras had been worth every penny of the taxpayer's hard-earned cash.

(dopeydora_67)

It had not taken long for Ryan to discovery the hidden CCTV cameras in the showers and changing rooms; after all he was Special Forces and trained to be observant.

It was not that Ryan objected to being watched, in fact it was quite the opposite, it was a massive turn on knowing someone else was probably wanking as they watched him fucking Connor. But it was more the fact that he wanted to know who the mystery voyeur was. He had whittled down a very short list of suspects to just two; Lester and Leek.

So Ryan, and Connor, set a trap with themselves as the bait. They headed off to the showers, whilst Stephen kept an eye on Lester and Nick followed Leek. To Stephen's relief, Lester headed of to a meeting, whilst Nick followed Leek to the small CCTV monitoring room.

Nick gave Leek after a moment before he quietly slipped into the room. The two men stood facing each other for a few seconds, before Nick pulled Leek to him and kissed him on the mouth, hard.

"They are onto to us, well on to you anyway," he said breathlessly, as he turned to lock the door his hand already unzipping his trousers.

(noxnoctisanima)

Ryan pressed Connor into the wall of the shower stall, he kissed the younger man until his head thumped against the tile.

He angled their bodies as they rutted against each other, turning them so that whoever was watching the cameras got the perfect view.

He threw his head back, groaning as Connor pushed back against him, making sure the camera caught it at the perfect angle.

He could feel his orgasm building and leant down to whisper in Connor's ear.

"You know there's cameras in here don't you?"

Connor shuddered against him and came so hard he almost completely collapsed.

Interesting.

(noxnoctisanima)

Stephen shepherded Lester into his office, shutting the door firmly behind them. He grinned and pinned him to the closed door with a hard kiss.

"Connor and Ryan are being exhibitionists in the shower and Leek and Nick are wanking to the CCTV, so I've got you all to myself for at least a half hour." Stephen smiled mischievously and fell to his knees.

Lester's head just fell back against the door, there was no arguing with that mouth.

(rodlox)

She remembered stomping out of her flat in a huff, and Abby didn't want this to stop. Connor can keep that bitch! she thought to herself, and then thought and vice versa...before returning her thoughts to the man she was with.

Naught at all like he’s at work. Good thing, too, hoping she wouldn't be furiously blushing constantly at work tomorrow.

Guess he keeps his enthusiasm behind a dam, she figured, feeling the torrent of heat and passion riding over her.

"OLIVER!" she shouted.

 (emmademarais)

"Meeks, is it?"

"Yes, Howard. Leek, right?"

"Right. Oliver." Oliver licked his lips. "Say, since you're going to be around for a while why not join me for a pint?"

Howard gave Oliver a studied look then cocked his head in approval.

"When in Rome..."

(rodlox)

Helen Cutter, Oliver Leek decided, would never do more than tease him, playing with his tie, talking alongside his ear. He couldn't have her killed, certainly not yet - the bitch was still needed too much. Without Helen Cutter, everything would fall apart.

So he had her here and now, at least in his mind. It wasn't the same sort of "to have," but it was just as good. His mind wasn't consistant - sometimes he saw this bedmate as Helen, and other times he saw Helen alongside Jenny (said bedmate).

Jenny's fiancee was a shmuck, Oliver felt, entirely too unquestioning of her job and duties - a real man would...well, Leek was doing it, right now.

He could hear Jenny purr in satisfaction, imagining Helen's little sounds of satisfaction. (does she make little sounds? not something I'd imagine comes up in idle conversation with Nick Cutter)

 

Comments

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! Leek!porn! Noooooooo!

And yet, it was all extremely good. In a really disturbing way. Especially the Ryan/Connor shower scene and the various voyeurs. Mmmmm. Tasty, yet wrong.

*contemplates bleaching brain*

[fredbassett]

*shares bleach* and guilty enjoyment!

I felt slimy, voyeuristic wank!fic was about right for Leek, and Ep 4 confirmed that view, *shudders*.

I loved Emma's Leek/Meeks. She replied to one comment along the lines of Howard not passing up on opportunity for a pint and a shag on a business trip, which just creased me up.

[noxnoctisanima.livejournal.com]

I contributed to the Leek!Porn...*Joins Fred in hiding*

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

Gah! Brain is polluted! I wanted to stop after the second one, but I just...couldn't *whimpers*

Feeling faintly nauseous now... *g*

(Connor/Ryan and Stephen/Lester were hot, of course - must try and ignore the Leek!porn in future!)

[fredbassett]

Isn't it wonderful when we even manage to disgust ourselves! Shows we aren't afraid to really plumb the depths .......

*reaches for bucket and honks noisly*

If I ever start to say I find Leek hot, you have my permission to administer a humane killer.

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

If I ever start to say I find Leek hot, you have my permission to administer a humane killer.

Ditto. Although if it happens to both of us, we may have to implement some kind of suicide pact!

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I clicked on this *headdesk* Note to self - find where they sell self control and buy some, also have the curiosity removed ...

Some of that was hot. Mainly the Stephen/Lester ... Oh God, I think you just got me hooked on another pairing I'm never going to find anywhere else. I was happy with Nick/Stephen, but then I got dragged over here and now I like Stephen/Ryan and Ryan/pretty much anyone, and Lester/Stephen and any combinations thereof ... This is all your fault! (I know you specifically aren't responsible for the S/L but it's your journal and it was your taglist that I found it through therefore it's your fault, although technically Lucas was the one dragged me over here so I could blame her I suppose... I wonder if that would get me more clone!Stephen from her or injured!Nick...)

All of them were good and creepy voyeur!Leek sounds about right but eww. Shower and then bed I think. Definitely shower. And brain bleach.

[fredbassett]

LOL, you should take a look at the Leek!Porn party we held on oddegg's LJ the night the S2 finale aired. We got totally rat-arsed, behaved mega badly and even wrote poem!porn, it was a blast. We paired Leek with both Dave the Future Predator and Monty the Mammouth and it got so low you needed a mechanical excavator to find our moral standards. I was quite close to disgusting even myself, then I found new hidden depths to my shallow, and wallowed in the filth!

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

And yet knowing that I will click on anything (since that's what got me into this mess in the first place) you told me anyway...

If I'm irrevocably warped by this I'm holding you personally responsible.

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

Can't find it. Going to take that as a sign that I really didn't need to see it ...

[fredbassett]

Ah, probably 'cos she had to lock her journal down, for personal reasons, for a while, so it muct have been caught in that, but at least it saves me the bill for your brain bleach :)

But comment porn is in full swing over in Denial Land, so come and play .....

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

I can't do comment porn, last time I tried it ended up 2000 words long ... but I'll be over see what happens.

[fredbassett]

That's bloody impressive for a comment!!

*encourages more 2,000 word comment fics*

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

Luckily it was my own LJ so I didn't have to post it in multiple comments ...

I can do short fic, but short *porn* ... well, we'll see what happens.