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Title : The Old Ones Are the Best
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Connor, Becker, Finn, Abby
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 373, Black and White

“What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, thump?” Connor asked brightly, despite six hours watching an excessively boring anomaly.

Abby watched as Becker put his head in his hands and demanded of no one in particular, “Can I kill him?”

“Go for it, boss,” Finn muttered, caressing his rifle in a distinctly suggestive manner.

“I’ll tell you if you like?” Connor offered.

“Don’t bother,” Becker said, looking like he wanted to curl into a foetal position and die.

“A nun falling down the stairs!”

Abby reached for her tranquilliser pistol… Not a jury in the world would convict her.

Date: 2014-06-30 09:43 pm (UTC)
goldarrow: (Default)
From: [personal profile] goldarrow
Put me on the jury and I would definitely be voting to acquit!

Poor Connor - no one understands him LOL.

Date: 2014-06-30 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aunteeneenah.livejournal.com
I'm with goldarrow. I think he's hilarious and the rest are just fuddy duddies. *g*

Date: 2014-06-30 10:23 pm (UTC)
clea2011: (Jesssmile)
From: [personal profile] clea2011
He'll be at the end of the pier all week! Nope, I'm with the other two, I think it's funny! (Well, come on, it's a bad joke, I'm bound to laugh! *g*)

Date: 2014-06-30 10:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-07-01 06:44 am (UTC)
fififolle: (Primeval - LMAO)
From: [personal profile] fififolle
LOL!!! Nice one, Connor :D Er... he hasn't been telling bad jokes *all* that time, has he? *grabs Abby's gun*

Date: 2014-07-01 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kristen-mara.livejournal.com

LOL. Well, he's managed to distract them from the boring anomaly!

Date: 2014-07-01 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigtitch.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha!!! I love bad jokes! I'm with Connor!

Date: 2014-07-01 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nietie.livejournal.com
Hahaha! Revenge for Abby!

Date: 2014-07-01 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Poor Connor, no one understands him ;)

Date: 2014-07-02 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealingpennies.livejournal.com

Hahaha! I honestly do not believe there could be a better use of the prompt. :)

Date: 2014-07-05 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lsellersfic.livejournal.com
LOL! And he's only trying to keep their spirits up!!

Date: 2014-07-05 09:09 pm (UTC)
cordeliadelayne: ([primeval] jenny lewis)
From: [personal profile] cordeliadelayne
Hee hee!

Date: 2014-07-06 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamer-98.livejournal.com
Ack, that is a pretty bad joke. I don't blame Abby for using the tranq!

Date: 2014-07-11 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deinonychus-1.livejournal.com
Lol! Poor Connor.

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