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fredbassettTitle : Don’t Try This At Home
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Lyle, Claudia, assorted ARC staff
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 376, Lord of the Flies
A/N : Yes, I have seen this done. It happened exactly as described.
“OK, ready to fire!” Lyle yelled.
The soldiers retired to an unsafe distance and handed the electric exploder to Claudia.
She pressed the button.
The explosives packed into the bottom of the plastic pipe pressed into service as an improvised cannon went off with a loud bang.
A pig’s head rose majestically into the air for a distance of about two feet and then fell to the ground with a heavy splutch.
Lester sincerely hoped no one was intending to eat that particular part of the hog-roast, but at the ARC’s summer party it was never wise to make assumptions.
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Lyle, Claudia, assorted ARC staff
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 376, Lord of the Flies
A/N : Yes, I have seen this done. It happened exactly as described.
“OK, ready to fire!” Lyle yelled.
The soldiers retired to an unsafe distance and handed the electric exploder to Claudia.
She pressed the button.
The explosives packed into the bottom of the plastic pipe pressed into service as an improvised cannon went off with a loud bang.
A pig’s head rose majestically into the air for a distance of about two feet and then fell to the ground with a heavy splutch.
Lester sincerely hoped no one was intending to eat that particular part of the hog-roast, but at the ARC’s summer party it was never wise to make assumptions.
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Date: 2014-07-21 06:49 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-07-21 06:51 pm (UTC)I bet Mark'd eat it!
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Date: 2014-07-21 08:46 pm (UTC)Remind me to tell you about the sheep's vertebrae at some point....
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Date: 2014-07-22 05:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-07-21 07:15 pm (UTC)However, I wish to point out that there is good eating on a pig's head.
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Date: 2014-07-21 08:47 pm (UTC)Waste not, want not!
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Date: 2014-07-22 02:46 am (UTC)Inventive!
Loved the 'unsafe distance'...
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Date: 2014-07-24 09:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-07-22 11:18 am (UTC)Well, that's one way to apportion out the piggy! 'splutch' LOL
When I visit you, I might decline an invitation to a BBQ... *G*
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Date: 2014-07-23 03:18 pm (UTC)Poor Claudia. I wonder if she was she more or less coerced by some cute soldier boys. *g*
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Date: 2014-07-24 09:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-07-26 10:20 am (UTC)Very nicely described and totally in keeping with the prompt! But...oh! *looks away squeamishly*
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Date: 2014-08-17 09:44 pm (UTC)Oh, the boys (and girl) having some dirty fun! I really hope they don't want to eat it after that.