Primeval Comment!Porn 2 - Advance Warning

[fredbassett]

Well, the first comment!porn ran to well over 300 posts and ended up as 7 Anthologies, it included some stunning kinks, and probably still has readers, and authors, wandering around in the threads, hand in hand with Elvis Presley and the Lost Tribe of Israel, so, to make sure everyone has a party to attend on Valentine's Day, let's have another Porn Orgy, starting tomorrow and running through to and including Sunday, to enable everyone on different time zones to come out and play!!

Same as before, no rules and regulations, just post what you want, where you want, either as a standalone, a sequel or just a randomly smutty remark!! I'll put the master post up in the morning, with a starter thread, then anyone can jump in and behave badly again. If we go over 50 posts and threads start to minimise, I'll organise a Collector's Edition(s) again (I now haz a sysytem!!). There are a few suggestions/requests/themes behind the cut, which came out of some chats after the last orgy. If you can't think of any Primeval Porn, then any other sort of smut will be equally welcome, and remember in the spirit of melissima's anti-valentine's day challenge, you can make it as dirty and angsty as you want .......... roses? Yep, if the fancy takes you, use 'em to flog someone!! And if the mod's let it through, I'll post a party invite on primeval_fanfic  as well. Let's see if we can sink to new depths of depravity and shock even ourselves .............

Suggestions include : more restraint!porn, more gun!kink (it seems we like our gun!kink, but I'm not quite sure how we can top the last one, although doubtless someone will think of something!), toys (and I somehow don't think dopeydora_67 meant My Little Pony), fruit!porn (by special request from entangled_now ) and anything involving chocolate ! 

Let your imaginations roam freely like a velociraptor in a chicken farm!

Comments

[dopeydora-67.livejournal.com]

I definitely did NOT mean My Little Pony toys *g*

Actually I started to write a little something at the weekend in preperation for this, and it kind of grew from 100 words to just over a 1000! And it is not quite finished yet!

[fredbassett]

Iz IMPRESSED !!!!!!!!!

I'll try and ready a few snippets to start the party off :) Once I get the image of a My Little Pony being shagged by oddegg's teddy bear icon out of my brain, that is!

[dopeydora-67.livejournal.com]

Erm, I was wondering, could you, if you don't mind have a look at my fic when it's finished, before I post it? Pretty Please.

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

toys (and I somehow don't think dopeydora_67 meant My Little Pony)

I am now so very, very tempted to write something filthy involving a My Little Pony and scarring everyone for life.

OMG you're murdering my childhood!

Also fruit = Awesome!

[fredbassett]

You must!!

How about we have more puppet!porn as well? Childhoods are meant to be murdered with dubious adult rated fic!!!!!

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

It's more fun when it's wrong (we're bad people!)

Also, is it going to be pan-fandom this time, so we can have Primeval, Numbers and puppets and such-like random things that amuse us!

Dubious adult-rated fic is my favourite sort.

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

if I may ask, how do you do the line through the text? I'm still amazed by that.

(to quote Methos, "I'm easily amused")
;)

[munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com]

Strike-through is... < strike >the word you want struck through< /strike >

Remove the spaces!

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

*thinks of ideas*

Fruit!porn - check...Leek!porn - check...puppet!porn...nononononononononono! *hides*

[fredbassett]

Clearly time you broadened your horizons, sweetie!

Ryan/Scott
Stephen/Gordon
Troy Tempest/Nick Cutter

Come on, have we got to do all the work round here? Remember entangled_now's Captain Scarlett porn from last week?

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

I could cope with the Captain Scarlett porn due to the fact that my most recent experience of him was the cartoon as opposed the original series (somehow animated is better than puppet!).

Plus, Scott Tracy was always my least favourite, so if you put him with Ryan I may have to stomp off in a spectacular sulk! *g*

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

Yey! Will try very hard to do better than just the one entry that I managed last time.

[fredbassett]

Double YAY !!

[munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com]

I managed 3 entries, and I'm not a writer!

*hides from fred...*

[fredbassett]

And you're still needs finishing ........ *pokes munchkin*

[master-kogane.livejournal.com]

I hope you are feeling better *huggles* I'll try to participate this time too! *thinks about filthiest things she can imagine*

[fredbassett]

Thanks, hon! See you later at the party, I hope :)

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

um...I don't think dodos and gorgonopsids fit.

sorry.
;)

[munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com]

*evil cackle*

Nox was asking for prompts on her lj and I suggested Primeval primordial sex pollen twosome/threesome/moresome... we don't have enough sex pollen fic in this fandom. *nods*

And I want someone to make Ryan cry! I don't care if it is in pain, anger or passion. *veg*

[demonickiwi.livejournal.com]

I've been craving Nick/Stephen sex pollen fic for months!

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

oh Primeval's easy to get sexpollen - given how little we know of the botanical diversity (and its effects on humans) in the future and past...

its in Numb3rs that it gets difficult to find sexpollen.
;)
(or dodos)

[hestia8.livejournal.com]

Ah, fab, I had two ideas in my head but didn't get to write them in time for the last one :D

[fredbassett]

Excellent!!!!!!!

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

>I'll post a party invite on primeval_fanfic
Umm, wasn't the whole point of this to unleash ourselves where we are assured that it won't be spread far and wide?

just checking/wondering.

[fredbassett]

*grins* I didn't get the chance anyway! But I'm told it's only polite to share!