Drabble, The Last Resort, Lester/Lyle, 12
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Title : The Last Resort
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle, Julia Denton
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle and Julia), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 412, Sticky Toffee Pudding
“Can I get you anything, possum?” Lester asked, solicitously.
“You could try giving him painkillers by suppository.”
“Shut up, mother.”
“It’s a miracle I didn’t drown the little sod at birth,” Julia Denton said. “I should have sued Durex, as well.”
“It’s no wonder I have a rejection complex,” Lyle said, sounding aggrieved. “One of your special hot whiskies would be lovely, wombat.”
“I thought you two had moved on from Australian mammals?”
“We like Australian mammals, mother dearest.”
Julia rolled her eyes. “There’s a sticky toffee pudding in the freezer. If he won’t eat that, take him to A&E.”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle, Julia Denton
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle and Julia), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 412, Sticky Toffee Pudding
“Can I get you anything, possum?” Lester asked, solicitously.
“You could try giving him painkillers by suppository.”
“Shut up, mother.”
“It’s a miracle I didn’t drown the little sod at birth,” Julia Denton said. “I should have sued Durex, as well.”
“It’s no wonder I have a rejection complex,” Lyle said, sounding aggrieved. “One of your special hot whiskies would be lovely, wombat.”
“I thought you two had moved on from Australian mammals?”
“We like Australian mammals, mother dearest.”
Julia rolled her eyes. “There’s a sticky toffee pudding in the freezer. If he won’t eat that, take him to A&E.”
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Date: 2015-03-30 07:52 pm (UTC)Hmmmm, if Lester took a painkiller, then ejaculated in Lyle's arse, would that work?
*snorfle*
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Date: 2015-03-30 09:07 pm (UTC)I like the Australian mammals too, Lyle.
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Date: 2015-03-31 10:00 am (UTC)Sporfles - what a version of the 'Three Musketeers' this trio is!
Of course Australian mammals are fabulous!
Durex is also a brand of sticky tape, so my mind is boggling with some interesting images *G*
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Date: 2015-04-01 09:59 pm (UTC)Aw! Love is sticky toffee pudding. (And how could one ever tire of Australian mammals?)
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