Short Fic, Professor Cutter Rang, 12

[fredbassett]

Title : Professor Cutter Rang
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Cutter, Ryan, Claudia, Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine (except  Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the ARC Challenge Writing Skilz.  

Professor Cutter rang. 2.45pm

He told me to tell you that you can whistle for your report, he’s still busy.

Captain Ryan rang. 2.50pm

He said sorry, but you probably aren’t going to like this one. He’ll explain when they’ve finished mopping up.

Claudia rang. 3.30pm

She said if you’ve got any contacts in the Milton Keynes Observer, now’s the time to call them in. If you haven’t, she said she needs an increased limit on the Bribery Budget.

Lieutenant Lyle rang.  4.05pm

He said it’s probably not as bad as the rest of them are making out.

Lieutenant Lyle rang again. 5.10pm

He said sorry, they were right after all, you really aren’t going to like this but he’ll take you out to dinner to make up for it.

The Editor of the Milton Keynes Observer rang. 5.20pm

He said it was to do with dodos.

Comments

[verito295.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Love this and not just because of Lyle, I can never get enough of dodo!fic :D

[fredbassett]

I didn't have a clue where this one was going when I started, then the dear dodos made their presence felt!

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

Rotlfmao. Poor Lester *snicker*.

[fredbassett]

Thanks, and yes, it would have been a good time to have had a camera when he got the last one.

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

Poor Lester. You just know he's going to milk it for as much comfort as he can wangle out of Lyle, as well. Any chance of you writing that?

Squeee.

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

And where did that icon come from? I swear I didn't pick it! *this* is the one I was after!

[fredbassett]

I might have a go at it! I've been desperate to write this afternoon, but have had the concentration levels of a gnat :(

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Whatever they're paying Lester, it's probably not enough.

[fredbassett]

He'd agree!

[lil-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Oh, *snork*.

Poor Lester.

[fredbassett]

LOL, poor Lester, indeed :)

[admiralandrea.livejournal.com]

:snicker: Poor Sir James! Lyle's probably gonna need to do more than take him to dinner to make up for it, by the sound of things *g*

[fredbassett]

Love the icon! That just about sums up Lester's views :)

[admiralandrea.livejournal.com]

That was why I picked it *g*

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

I loved the execution of this. You do want to know what happened, but it's not necessary to get the effect.

[fredbassett]

When you do get to see Primeval, and ep 4, you'll understand why we all love the dodos, hon!

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure when BBCA is going to start. I traded my satellite for cable and, wouldn't you know, BBCA isn't on basic. But, I have a shiny new high speed internet connection, so I'm looking for places to download the eps (which I also have to do with Torchwood now). I'm really looking forward to getting to know the characters.

[fredbassett]

I've just asked Someone Who Might Know! I'll let you know if I get back anything useful, hon :)

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

Oh good, thanks!

[munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com]

Someone Who Might Know has replied... with links... *g*

[comnena39.livejournal.com]

Awww! Poor honey! *pets Lester*

[fredbassett]

Well somebody will have to make it up to him, that's for sure :)

[comnena39.livejournal.com]

That sounds like something worth seeing/ hearing about!

Pwetty pwease?

[byrons-brain.livejournal.com]

::grins:: more!

[fredbassett]

I'll see what I can come up with :)

[torncorpse.livejournal.com]

This is so cute.

Lyle's messages are my fave. They are so spiffy.

lol.
Dodos

[fredbassett]

Thanks! I have a vague idea for a short follow up :)

[fredbassett]

I guessed you'd like the Lyle ones :) Thanks, hon.

[torncorpse.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that he's my new favourite character and he's not even a real character of the show? lol.

Yey for follow ups! So much fun!

[I'm starting to really like Lester/Lyle too!]

[fredbassett]

I'm glad you like him so much!

[munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com]

Dodos!!!! *happy cackle*

You still owe me dodos in the FBI bullpen... *nods*

[fredbassett]

I've actually written the first chapter, but it's still on hold until I get FTS finished. Whether there will be actual dodos is another matter, but there's certainly be critters and Ryan whumpage. *evil grin*

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee. Very good :D

[fredbassett]

Thanks! I'd like to have a go at another one for this challenge, if I can.

[dopeydora-67.livejournal.com]

Poor Lester *g*

[fredbassett]

Yep, he needs someone to be nice to him!

[m-buggie.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA. I think that about sums it up.
:)

[fredbassett]

Thanks!

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

I'm finally catching up with fic. Found this one. I can just imagine the look on Lester's face.

[fredbassett]

You can safely assume he wasn't pleased!

[daxie42.livejournal.com]

This is fantastic - the ending was hilarious!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Lovely and dodo!.. poor Lester, though I'm sure Lyle will make it up tp him..

[fredbassett]

LOL, knowing Lyle, he might just wind him up even more!

[neferitiel.livejournal.com]

Fantastic! Dodos!!! :D

[fredbassett]

Dodos are wonderful!