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Title : Shelob
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 15 (higher if you’re scared of spiders)
Characters : Ryan/Stephen
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Primeval100 challenge 494, Arachnophobia

“It’s staring at me threateningly.”

“That’s her happy face!”

“Spiders do not have happy faces.”

“Shelob does.”

Ryan shuddered. “Hart, I can’t believe you’ve named the fucking spider. And for the record, I hated that bit in the film and the book.”

“But she thinks you’re her flatmate.”

“And here’s another one for the record: I’ve had some fucking awful flatmates in my times and she’s another one.”

Stephen grinned. He’d now got Ryan to think of the huge spider that had taken up residence in their bathroom as a female. But maybe he should have chosen a different name.

Date: 2016-10-25 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lukadreaming.livejournal.com
LOL! I'm with Ryan on this one!

Date: 2016-10-25 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
lol Love it. I had a resident spider in my bathroom for a while when I was a kid. Never named it, though.

Rating : 15 (higher if you’re scared of spiders)
heee!

Date: 2016-10-25 02:00 pm (UTC)
goldarrow: (Default)
From: [personal profile] goldarrow
LOL.
I may be in the minority, but I'm on Stephen's side.
Spiders don't bother me at all, unless they land right on my head!

And naming her Shelob was a thing of beauty...

Loved your Rating!

Date: 2016-10-25 06:32 pm (UTC)
goldarrow: (Default)
From: [personal profile] goldarrow
NONONONO!
Spiders eat nasty bugs!
*grumbles*

But I must admit the length and quantity of legs is a bit over-the-top sometimes!

Date: 2016-10-25 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nietie.livejournal.com
The rating should be much, much higher *shudders*

Date: 2016-10-25 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lsellersfic.livejournal.com
It may be progress, but I think Stephen still has a way to go here!

Date: 2016-10-25 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
LOL, Stephen might convince Ryan yet ;)

Date: 2016-10-26 09:29 am (UTC)
fififolle: (Primeval - Ryan WTF?)
From: [personal profile] fififolle
*titter* Yes, I think he should! *g*
I really enjoyed that!

Date: 2016-11-07 10:26 pm (UTC)
cordeliadelayne: ([primeval] claudia brown)
From: [personal profile] cordeliadelayne
Eek!

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