Drabble, Eggy Farts

[fredbassett]

Title : Eggy Farts
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : The Lord of the Rings
Rating : 12
Characters : Sam, Frodo, Gollum
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the Tolkien 100 challenge Flicker

“Lightsss, nasty lightsss! Nice Hobbitses must follow Sméagol, not the nasty lightsss…”

As they walked, Sam took Frodo’s cold hand firmly in his.

If Slinker was playing them false, leading them deeper into the noxious bog rather than guiding them through it, they’d need to stick together and stay alert.

All around them, corpse-white marsh lights flickered and danced, bubbles of foul-smelling water rising to the surface and breaking, like the worst of the Gaffer’s eggy farts.

The thought brought a smile to his face.

The Gaffer could fart as much as he liked if they ever saw home again.

Comments

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lolol

[fredbassett]

*g*

[liadt]

Lol, although I'm sure Sam will change his mind later!

[fredbassett]

Quite probably!

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

Lol! That's awesome!

[fredbassett]

*g* Thanks. Couldn't resist that as a title!

[fififolle]

Being in Sam's brain is a weird thing *g* Brilliant.

[fredbassett]

*g* Tolkien always presents Sam as the down to earth type.

[grondfic.livejournal.com]

Awwww. Go Gaffer (and his farts).

I am loving this LOTR series of drabbles you're doing.

[fredbassett]

Thank you! Re-staring Tolkien 100 has worked well for my productivity. I'm considering a longer piece at some point.

[grondfic.livejournal.com]

Oooh, looking forward to that!

[justjo2u]

Awww! I do love Sam!

[fredbassett]

Me too!