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fredbassettTitle : Cambrian Calamari
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Finn, Kermit, Lester/Lyle, Claudia
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
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primeval100primeval100 Challenge 682, Overheated
“It’s a bit rubbery, mate,” Kermit said, slathering his bun with tomato sauce.
primeval100Lyle chewed thoughtfully. “I’d cook it on a lower heat.”
“Since when have you been an expert on cooking, cherub?” Lester asked, opting for the salads instead.
“I watch Bake Off as much as the next red-blooded male!”
“You were equally addicted to The Great British Menu, but you still know sod all about gourmet food,” Lester said.
“More like Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares,” Claudia commented, following Lester to the salads as well.
“Next time I’ll try undercooking anything that looks like squid,” Finn offered.
Claudia winced.primeval100
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Finn, Kermit, Lester/Lyle, Claudia
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100primeval100 Challenge 682, Overheated“It’s a bit rubbery, mate,” Kermit said, slathering his bun with tomato sauce.
primeval100Lyle chewed thoughtfully. “I’d cook it on a lower heat.”“Since when have you been an expert on cooking, cherub?” Lester asked, opting for the salads instead.
“I watch Bake Off as much as the next red-blooded male!”
“You were equally addicted to The Great British Menu, but you still know sod all about gourmet food,” Lester said.
“More like Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares,” Claudia commented, following Lester to the salads as well.
“Next time I’ll try undercooking anything that looks like squid,” Finn offered.
Claudia winced.
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Date: 2020-05-31 07:01 pm (UTC)I'm with Claudia on this one...
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Date: 2020-05-31 07:14 pm (UTC)Undercooking doesn't sound like a good idea, Finn *g*
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