Drabble, Pigs in Blankets, Lester/Lyle, 12
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fredbassettTitle : Pigs in Blankets
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
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primeval100 challenge 709, Christmas Shopping
“Sprouts, my little wombat?”
“They make my old harridan of a mother fart like a trooper.”
“According to you, everything makes her fart like a trooper. Strange how Henry never complains.”
“Henry Rossington is a saint amongst men. And probably had no sense of smell.”
“Pigs in blankets?”
“In industrial quantities.”
“Red cabbage?”
“Yep. It’ll go nicely with the goose on Boxing Day.”
“I’ll add goose to the list. Any other wildlife you’d like to slaughter?”
“Gammon.”
“That’s a product, not an animal.”
“Don’t split hairs. Parsnips.”
“Of course. Alcohol?”
“Did I mention industrial quantities?”
“I do believe you did.”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 709, Christmas Shopping“Sprouts, my little wombat?”
“They make my old harridan of a mother fart like a trooper.”
“According to you, everything makes her fart like a trooper. Strange how Henry never complains.”
“Henry Rossington is a saint amongst men. And probably had no sense of smell.”
“Pigs in blankets?”
“In industrial quantities.”
“Red cabbage?”
“Yep. It’ll go nicely with the goose on Boxing Day.”
“I’ll add goose to the list. Any other wildlife you’d like to slaughter?”
“Gammon.”
“That’s a product, not an animal.”
“Don’t split hairs. Parsnips.”
“Of course. Alcohol?”
“Did I mention industrial quantities?”
“I do believe you did.”
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Date: 2020-12-08 07:12 pm (UTC)And I do believe that Lyle's mother was the only one who dared the faggot and peas at the Hunter's...
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Date: 2020-12-08 07:51 pm (UTC)It would take more than one of Roger's faggots to faze Julia!
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Date: 2020-12-13 04:25 pm (UTC)Industrial alcohol because they are having the rest of the soldiers round?
I wonder if he would consider hunting haggis as well. We do sometimes tell tourists that winter is the best season to hunt them and the Burns festival marks the last day of hunting. That is why we celebrate with a big festival where Haggis is the main dish and a poem is read while it is walked to the table.
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Date: 2020-12-13 07:00 pm (UTC)I love haggis!! Not had one for ages.
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