Drabble, The Water is Wide
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fredbassettTitle : The Water is Wide
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : The Lord of the Rings
Rating : 15
Characters : Uglúk, Mauhúr
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
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tolkien100 challenge Wet, Wet, Wet
A/N : Part of the Birds of a Feather series, with Uglúk and Mauhúr bickering like an old married couple, as usual.
“So what do we do now?” Uglúk stared at the dark, fast-flowing water. “It looks very…” he groped for the right word, settling on, “…wet.”
Mauhúr rolled his eyes. “Course it’s wet, you daft bugger. It’s a fuckin’ river.”
“So why’re we here?”
“Seemed like a good idea at the time. Did you ‘ave owt better to do?”
“Dyin’ of a festerous wound?”
“Ungrateful bastard.”
“You’ve just dragged me across endless sodding plains and you don’t even know why we’re here.”
“At least we’re not in the middle of a battle.”
“Could’ve just said that to start with. Wet’s good.”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : The Lord of the Rings
Rating : 15
Characters : Uglúk, Mauhúr
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
tolkien100 challenge Wet, Wet, WetA/N : Part of the Birds of a Feather series, with Uglúk and Mauhúr bickering like an old married couple, as usual.
“So what do we do now?” Uglúk stared at the dark, fast-flowing water. “It looks very…” he groped for the right word, settling on, “…wet.”
Mauhúr rolled his eyes. “Course it’s wet, you daft bugger. It’s a fuckin’ river.”
“So why’re we here?”
“Seemed like a good idea at the time. Did you ‘ave owt better to do?”
“Dyin’ of a festerous wound?”
“Ungrateful bastard.”
“You’ve just dragged me across endless sodding plains and you don’t even know why we’re here.”
“At least we’re not in the middle of a battle.”
“Could’ve just said that to start with. Wet’s good.”
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