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Title : The Water is Wide
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : The Lord of the Rings
Rating : 15
Characters : Uglúk, Mauhúr
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for [community profile] tolkien100 challenge Wet, Wet, Wet
A/N : Part of the Birds of a Feather series, with Uglúk and Mauhúr bickering like an old married couple, as usual.

“So what do we do now?” Uglúk stared at the dark, fast-flowing water. “It looks very…” he groped for the right word, settling on, “…wet.”

Mauhúr rolled his eyes. “Course it’s wet, you daft bugger. It’s a fuckin’ river.”

“So why’re we here?”

“Seemed like a good idea at the time. Did you ‘ave owt better to do?”

“Dyin’ of a festerous wound?”

“Ungrateful bastard.”

“You’ve just dragged me across endless sodding plains and you don’t even know why we’re here.”

“At least we’re not in the middle of a battle.”

“Could’ve just said that to start with. Wet’s good.”

Date: 2021-09-26 11:42 am (UTC)
hhimring: Estel, inscription by D. Salo (Default)
From: [personal profile] hhimring
I guess they will figure out how to make it across, once they have done bickering...
They've made it so far!

Date: 2021-10-03 09:35 am (UTC)
fififolle: (Primeval - Stringer (fredbassett OC))
From: [personal profile] fififolle
This made me chuckle, wonderful.

Date: 2021-10-18 01:22 pm (UTC)
liadt: Okuni is sitting while Gohei tends her foot (Tolkien eagle)
From: [personal profile] liadt
Lol! Nice to have them back:)

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