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Title : Herbaceous Border
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : OCs
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for [community profile] primeval100 challenge 756, “Is That Real?”

“Mum …”

“Not now.”

“Mum …”

“What did I just say, Jakey?”

“You said ‘not now’, but mum …”

“Jakey!”

“Mum!”

“Not now!”

“Mum, there’s a bloody dinosaur in the garden!”

“Don’t swear, Jakey.”

“I’m 14, mum, not four. And it’s eating your roses.”

“That can’t be real!”

“OK, mum, there’s a not-real dinosaur eating your roses. Have it your own way, but it looks bloody real to me.”

“I’m calling your father!”

“I’ve already rung the ARC, mum. It says on all the news programmes to ring them if you see a dinosaur.”

“But it’s eating my bloody roses!”

Date: 2021-11-02 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Lol! Brilliant!

Date: 2021-11-03 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigtitch.livejournal.com
Love it! Hee!

Date: 2021-11-03 08:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] goldarrow
*snorfles*

Jakey's mum needs a smack on the head!
And I like the kid!

Date: 2021-11-04 12:09 am (UTC)
cordeliadelayne: ([primeval] happy team)
From: [personal profile] cordeliadelayne
Hee!

Date: 2021-11-06 03:01 am (UTC)

Date: 2021-11-12 03:49 pm (UTC)
fififolle: (Primeval - LMAO)
From: [personal profile] fififolle
This reminds me of the fucking goat video, hilarious drabble :D

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