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fredbassettTitle : Shaken, Not Stirred
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 15
Characters : Stephen/Ryan
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
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primeval100 challenge 758, “Don’t Move!”
Stephen whirled around and barked, “Don’t move!”
“I need…”
“I said, don’t fucking move!”
“You actually said ‘don’t move’. There was no ‘fucking’ in it.”
“Don’t push your luck, soldier boy, or there’ll be no fucking for you for a month.”
“I’ve got bruised ribs, Hart. They’re not broken.”
“Ditz said they might be cracked.”
“They’re my ribs, not his. I know what cracked ribs feel like. I’m perfectly capable of taking the top off a bottle of beer.”
“You’re probably perfectly capable of wanking as well, but there’s no point in having a dog and barking yourself.”
“Yes, Lassie.”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 15
Characters : Stephen/Ryan
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 758, “Don’t Move!”Stephen whirled around and barked, “Don’t move!”
“I need…”
“I said, don’t fucking move!”
“You actually said ‘don’t move’. There was no ‘fucking’ in it.”
“Don’t push your luck, soldier boy, or there’ll be no fucking for you for a month.”
“I’ve got bruised ribs, Hart. They’re not broken.”
“Ditz said they might be cracked.”
“They’re my ribs, not his. I know what cracked ribs feel like. I’m perfectly capable of taking the top off a bottle of beer.”
“You’re probably perfectly capable of wanking as well, but there’s no point in having a dog and barking yourself.”
“Yes, Lassie.”
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Date: 2021-11-16 09:43 pm (UTC)Delightful! And I know that you, also, know exactly what bruised and cracked ribs feel like!
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