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Title : Unconventional
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle, Lorraine
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 769, Keeping Warm
“We could always break up the furniture and burn it,” Lyle muttered.
Lester cast a mordant glance at his chrome and glass topped desk and the black faux leather sofa. “Really?”
Lyle shrugged. “Maybe not but it’s better than Norman’s bell, book and fucking candle approach.”
Lester winced. “He’s exorcising the boiler?”
“He’s been in contact with the C of E’s head exorcist.”
“The Archbishops’ Advisor in the Healing Ministry,” Lorraine corrected.
“What the fuck does he know about boilers?”
“She.”
“Ms Wickes, all staff memo, please…”
“Already done, Sir James. Wearing of sweaters is now mandatory rather than advisable.”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle, Lorraine
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
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“We could always break up the furniture and burn it,” Lyle muttered.
Lester cast a mordant glance at his chrome and glass topped desk and the black faux leather sofa. “Really?”
Lyle shrugged. “Maybe not but it’s better than Norman’s bell, book and fucking candle approach.”
Lester winced. “He’s exorcising the boiler?”
“He’s been in contact with the C of E’s head exorcist.”
“The Archbishops’ Advisor in the Healing Ministry,” Lorraine corrected.
“What the fuck does he know about boilers?”
“She.”
“Ms Wickes, all staff memo, please…”
“Already done, Sir James. Wearing of sweaters is now mandatory rather than advisable.”
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Date: 2022-02-02 07:44 am (UTC)The Lester and Lyle show is always hilarious, and Norman exorcising the boiler is classic!
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Date: 2022-02-02 04:12 pm (UTC)Thank you so much for reading the drabbles! I always love your comments.
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Date: 2022-02-13 02:06 pm (UTC)I am sure a few people will be cuddling together for warmth soon enough even with the addition of jumpers.
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