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Title : Unconventional
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle, Lorraine
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for [livejournal.com profile] primeval100 challenge 769, Keeping Warm

“We could always break up the furniture and burn it,” Lyle muttered.

Lester cast a mordant glance at his chrome and glass topped desk and the black faux leather sofa. “Really?”

Lyle shrugged. “Maybe not but it’s better than Norman’s bell, book and fucking candle approach.”

Lester winced. “He’s exorcising the boiler?”

“He’s been in contact with the C of E’s head exorcist.”

“The Archbishops’ Advisor in the Healing Ministry,” Lorraine corrected.

“What the fuck does he know about boilers?”

“She.”

“Ms Wickes, all staff memo, please…”

“Already done, Sir James. Wearing of sweaters is now mandatory rather than advisable.”

Date: 2022-02-02 06:06 am (UTC)
isamazed: (Abby Rex)
From: [personal profile] isamazed
LOL, poor Lester doesn’t have it easy with his staff!

Date: 2022-02-02 07:44 am (UTC)
goldarrow: (Default)
From: [personal profile] goldarrow
OMG That was supendous!

The Lester and Lyle show is always hilarious, and Norman exorcising the boiler is classic!

Date: 2022-02-02 12:34 pm (UTC)
justjo2u: (Default)
From: [personal profile] justjo2u
I;ve not watched a single episode of Primeval but I have come to love and know the characters through your drabbles. Love this.

Date: 2022-02-03 10:31 am (UTC)
justjo2u: (Default)
From: [personal profile] justjo2u
It's on my ever increasing list of things to see.

Date: 2022-02-02 04:18 pm (UTC)
ext_27141: (Lester Give Me Strength)
From: [identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com
LOL, that's definitely an interesting approach! but knowing Norman, it'll probably end up working!

Date: 2022-02-02 10:52 pm (UTC)
cordeliadelayne: ([primeval] green shirt stephen)
From: [personal profile] cordeliadelayne
Hee, poor Lester.

Date: 2022-02-03 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigtitch.livejournal.com
LOL! I was convinced my combi-boiler was possessed because it kept going off at odd times. Just needed the batteries replacing in my thermostat/timer.

Date: 2022-02-13 02:06 pm (UTC)
ext_48196: (Default)
From: [identity profile] d-violetta.livejournal.com
Having lived with a boiler that could be rather temperamental I can see a lot of appeal in Norman's approach.
I am sure a few people will be cuddling together for warmth soon enough even with the addition of jumpers.

Date: 2022-02-13 07:02 pm (UTC)
fififolle: (Primeval - Ryan WTF?)
From: [personal profile] fififolle
Unconventional indeed!!! lol

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