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Title : Unconventional
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle, Lorraine
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for [livejournal.com profile] primeval100 challenge 769, Keeping Warm

“We could always break up the furniture and burn it,” Lyle muttered.

Lester cast a mordant glance at his chrome and glass topped desk and the black faux leather sofa. “Really?”

Lyle shrugged. “Maybe not but it’s better than Norman’s bell, book and fucking candle approach.”

Lester winced. “He’s exorcising the boiler?”

“He’s been in contact with the C of E’s head exorcist.”

“The Archbishops’ Advisor in the Healing Ministry,” Lorraine corrected.

“What the fuck does he know about boilers?”

“She.”

“Ms Wickes, all staff memo, please…”

“Already done, Sir James. Wearing of sweaters is now mandatory rather than advisable.”

Date: 2022-02-02 06:06 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] isamazed
LOL, poor Lester doesn’t have it easy with his staff!

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