Drabble, Badgered, Lyle, Ryan, Abby, 12
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fredbassettTitle : Badgered
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lyle, Ryan, Abby
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
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primeval100 challenge 780, Dirty
“Why me?” Lyle asked, in a tone of deep disgust.
“Because it’s a hole in the ground and you’re a caver.”
“Fuck off, Ryan. It’s a sewer.”
“It’s a sewer containing some sort of prehistoric badger.”
“And we need to get it back through that anomaly before it fades,” Abby added.
Ten minutes later, Lyle emerged from the sewer with a struggling furry thing clutched in his arms.
They were both filthy, smelly and exceedingly bad tempered.
Two passersby grumbled loudly about the stink.
One telephoned the RSPCA on behalf of the badger
And three more complained about Lyle’s language.
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lyle, Ryan, Abby
Disclaimer : Not mine (except Lyle), no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 780, Dirty“Why me?” Lyle asked, in a tone of deep disgust.
“Because it’s a hole in the ground and you’re a caver.”
“Fuck off, Ryan. It’s a sewer.”
“It’s a sewer containing some sort of prehistoric badger.”
“And we need to get it back through that anomaly before it fades,” Abby added.
Ten minutes later, Lyle emerged from the sewer with a struggling furry thing clutched in his arms.
They were both filthy, smelly and exceedingly bad tempered.
Two passersby grumbled loudly about the stink.
One telephoned the RSPCA on behalf of the badger
And three more complained about Lyle’s language.
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Date: 2022-04-18 08:05 pm (UTC)That was fantastic!
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Date: 2022-04-19 08:07 am (UTC)LOL!
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Date: 2022-04-24 08:56 pm (UTC)*sporfles loudly*
*sporfles again*
ROFL, poor Lyle... and poor badger! *g*
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Date: 2022-06-18 11:36 am (UTC)Hee! Great operation *g*
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