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fredbassettTitle : The Sale of the Century
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Becker
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
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primeval100 challenge 833, Buy One, Get One Free
“I thought I’d made myself abundantly clear on the subject, Captain Becker?”
“You did, but operational needs have changed, sir.”
“Not enough to necessitate the purchase of a Challenger Mark II main battle tank.”
“It can be operated with a four person crew…”
“I don’t care if it can be operated by a squad of specially trained raccoons wearing pink tutus, you are not having one.”
“They’re on special offer at the moment, only four million…”
“I don’t care if they’re on buy one get one fucking free, you are still not having a tank!”
“Not even for my birthday?”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Becker
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 833, Buy One, Get One Free“I thought I’d made myself abundantly clear on the subject, Captain Becker?”
“You did, but operational needs have changed, sir.”
“Not enough to necessitate the purchase of a Challenger Mark II main battle tank.”
“It can be operated with a four person crew…”
“I don’t care if it can be operated by a squad of specially trained raccoons wearing pink tutus, you are not having one.”
“They’re on special offer at the moment, only four million…”
“I don’t care if they’re on buy one get one fucking free, you are still not having a tank!”
“Not even for my birthday?”
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Date: 2023-04-25 05:57 pm (UTC)As soon as I saw the character list I knew it was about tank(s)!
Poor Lester, he does have trials to cope with. And I giggled.
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Date: 2023-04-26 07:45 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2023-04-26 09:33 am (UTC)*sporfles madly* Poor Becker will be forever doomed to disappointment!
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Date: 2023-04-26 10:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-04-28 02:47 pm (UTC)LOL at the raccoon image!
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Date: 2023-04-28 02:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-04-30 01:31 pm (UTC)Becker will have to think of a better reason/arguement.
Lol over the raccoons.
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Date: 2023-04-30 02:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-04-30 08:31 pm (UTC)Keep trying, Becker! Maybe offer to wear yourself a pink tutu *g*
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Date: 2023-05-01 09:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-05-03 11:47 pm (UTC)4 millions are really a bargain. Lester should reconsider his decision.
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Date: 2023-05-04 07:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-05-17 05:08 am (UTC)That was very funny!! No means no, Hilary.
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Date: 2023-05-17 11:37 am (UTC)