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fredbassettTitle : Saints’ Days
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lyle, Finn, Kermit, (Norman)
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
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primeval100 challenge 835, Bank Holiday Weekend
“Why does St Bank get more holidays than any of the others?” Lyle demanded, throwing himself down on the recreation room sofa in a loose sprawl indicative of extreme boredom.
“Fuck knows,” Finn admitted. “But he must have been a good ‘un. We don’t get holidays for St George or St Andrew or even St Pancreas.”
“Pancras.”
“Wot I said, innit?”
“A pancreas is summat Ditzy don’t like you bustin’,” Kermit commented. “St Pancras is the patron saint of trains. Two different things, mate.”
“Ask Norman,” Finn suggested. “He’ll know.”
Lyle winced. “I’m bored, but I’m not that fucking bored!"
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lyle, Finn, Kermit, (Norman)
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 835, Bank Holiday Weekend“Why does St Bank get more holidays than any of the others?” Lyle demanded, throwing himself down on the recreation room sofa in a loose sprawl indicative of extreme boredom.
“Fuck knows,” Finn admitted. “But he must have been a good ‘un. We don’t get holidays for St George or St Andrew or even St Pancreas.”
“Pancras.”
“Wot I said, innit?”
“A pancreas is summat Ditzy don’t like you bustin’,” Kermit commented. “St Pancras is the patron saint of trains. Two different things, mate.”
“Ask Norman,” Finn suggested. “He’ll know.”
Lyle winced. “I’m bored, but I’m not that fucking bored!"
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Date: 2023-05-09 08:25 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2023-05-09 10:17 am (UTC)*snorts* Knowing Norman, he'll turn up anyway and start educating them!
Patron saint of trains...*sporfles*
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Date: 2023-05-13 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-05-09 02:16 pm (UTC)And the thought of Lyle and Norman together is a world-ending catastrophe...
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Date: 2023-05-17 05:27 am (UTC)St. Bank lol. This was very funny!!
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Date: 2023-05-17 11:36 am (UTC)