Drabble, Clean-Up Crew, Abby, 12

[fredbassett]

Title : Clean-Up Crew
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Abby
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Summary : Written for primeval100 challenge 869, After-Party Clean Up

The room looked like the aftermath of a Burns’ Night party in the Sergeants’ Mess at Stirling Lines minus the remains of the haggis, but with added torn upholstery and something that might once have been a leather sofa.

Abby smiled brightly at the owner of the Airbnb and flashed a wholly spurious card that identified her as a senior pest control officer.

The woman gave a disdainful sniff. “Are you going to try to tell me that I’m suffering from an infestation of ugly, hairless prairie dogs?”

“They’re distant cousins…” Abby began.

“Pull the other one. They’re bloody dinosaurs.”

Comments

[goldarrow]

*snorfles*

Never go up against an experienced BnB owner!

[fredbassett]

Absolutely!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Lol.

[fredbassett]

Cheers!

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol You go, girl!

[fredbassett]

Indeed!

[eriah211.livejournal.com]

Ops, they got the smart one, unfortunately *g*

[fredbassett]

Yep! They're over-matched here.

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love it when the public don't fall for the bullshit.

[fredbassett]

Me too!

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

LOL, I suspect as an Airbnb owner they've seen entirely too much nonsense to be so easily fobbed off! *g*

[fredbassett]

They certainly have!

[fififolle]

Ha! She's not fooled lol

[fredbassett]

Nope, definitely not.

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee!

[fredbassett]

Thanks!