Drabble, Fried or Boiled? SF Team, Stephen, 12

[fredbassett]

Title : Fried or Boiled?
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Ryan, Stephen, Finn, Lyle, Ditzy
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for primeval100 challenge 872, Breakfast

“Can I interest anyone in some lovely fried raptor for breakfast?” Finn asked.

Ryan winced. “What’s the vegetarian option?”

“Some sort of weird boiled root that Kermit dug up yesterday.”

“Will it make me crap my guts out?”

Finn looked shifty. “No guarantees, boss.”

“What’s the raptor fried in?”

“Raptor fat.”

“You’re not selling it.”

“Doesn’t that make it raptor confit?” Stephen commented.

“No, but if we preserve what’s left in the fat, then it’ll be confit.”

Ditzy groaned. “He’s been watching Hugh Fearlesslyeatsitall again.”

“Finn can’t even fucking spell confit,” Lyle said.

“Course I fucking can, boss. It’s C.O.N.F.E.E.”

Comments

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

Ooh this is a bit dodgy. There's a reason that throughout human history we've eaten herbivores and worn carnivores!

[fredbassett]

Yes, they don't taste too good!

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

LOL! Confit raptor — breakfast of champions! *g*

[fredbassett]

Er ... maybe not!

[goldarrow]

*snorfles*

I don't think Finn was actually doing a good job of selling it!

[fredbassett]

Needs to work on his marketing skills. *g*

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol

[fredbassett]

Thanks!

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee!

[fredbassett]

Thanks!

[eriah211.livejournal.com]

“You’re not selling it.” *sporfles*
"It’s C.O.N.F.E.E.” LOL, oh, sweetie!
That was great fun! ^_^

[fredbassett]

Thank you!

[fififolle]

*howls* That was fun!!

[fredbassett]

Thanks!