Drabble, Constructive Criticism, Lester, Lorraine, 12

[fredbassett]

Title : Constructive Criticism
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester, Lorraine
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for primeval100 challenge 902, Cowboy

“Why am I still working in a building site?”

“Apparently various necessary materials are still on order, Sir James.”

“Such as problem-solving and work ethic? And speaking of which, why are they called workmen when they don’t do any work?”

“I believe you used that line yesterday, sir. And last week, as well. Shall I include the other sentiment in my next email to the project managers?”

“Yes, and kindly copy in whichever moron in Procurement gave the contract to this complete bunch of incompetent cowboys.”

“I’ll also check for penalty clauses in the contract.”

“That would require intelligent drafting!”

Comments

[goldarrow]

*snorfles*

I sincerely doubt if there was any intelligent drafting included in any of the contract!

Superb.

[fredbassett]

Not in my experience of government contracts!

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

Ouch.

[fredbassett]

Thanks!

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

LOL, I'm surprised there's even a contract in the first place! *g*

[fredbassett]

Good point!

[eriah211.livejournal.com]

*sporfles*
Good luck with the contract (starting with finding it)! *g*

[fredbassett]

LOL, another good point!

[fififolle]

Ha! He's a cutting bastard lol

[fredbassett]

He likes to hone his skills!!

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee!

[fredbassett]

Thanks!