Drabble, Scientific Analysis, s1 Team, 12
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fredbassettTitle : Scientific Analysis
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Stephen, Connor, Nick, Abby, Ryan
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
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primeval100 challenge 917, “It’s completely unknown to science.”
“It’s completely unknown to science!” Stephen declared distastefully.
Cutter snorted. “Nonsense, just apply the standard tests.”
“Is it green?” Connor called.
“Yes!”
“Is it meant to be green?”
“How the fuck should I know?”
“Is it furry?”
“Possibly.”
“Is it a mouse?”
“Unlikely but I can’t rule it out without a postmortem.”
“Does it smell?”
“Yes.”
“Is it meant to smell?”
“That implies I know what it is in the first place!”
“Take a sample to the lab for analysis,” Abby suggested.
“We’ve used up our quota of non-anomaly samples.”
“Then just clean the fucking microwave more often!” Ryan yelled.
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Stephen, Connor, Nick, Abby, Ryan
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 917, “It’s completely unknown to science.”“It’s completely unknown to science!” Stephen declared distastefully.
Cutter snorted. “Nonsense, just apply the standard tests.”
“Is it green?” Connor called.
“Yes!”
“Is it meant to be green?”
“How the fuck should I know?”
“Is it furry?”
“Possibly.”
“Is it a mouse?”
“Unlikely but I can’t rule it out without a postmortem.”
“Does it smell?”
“Yes.”
“Is it meant to smell?”
“That implies I know what it is in the first place!”
“Take a sample to the lab for analysis,” Abby suggested.
“We’ve used up our quota of non-anomaly samples.”
“Then just clean the fucking microwave more often!” Ryan yelled.
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Date: 2024-12-03 09:17 pm (UTC)I think I might have startled the local fox with my cackle on that one!
Bloody brilliant, perfect sideswipe last line!
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Date: 2024-12-04 10:51 am (UTC)LOL, trust Ryan to cut through all the bullshit! *g*
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Date: 2024-12-04 07:39 pm (UTC)Ryan is always the voice of reason *g*
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Date: 2024-12-12 06:37 pm (UTC)Very good.
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