Title : No Room at the Inn
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Claudia, OCs
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 955, "There's no more room."
The audience gasped as a star burst into brilliant light above the school stage.
“Wonderful effects!” the vicar murmured. “So clever!”
An equally surprised Joseph led a lumbering donkey onto the stage, Mary perched on its back, clutching an old rag doll masquerading as the baby Jesus.
“Are donkeys meant to have three toes?” one of the parents asked loudly.
Joseph knocked on the door of the inn. “A room for two, please!”
The innkeeper poked his head around the door and declaimed loudly: “We’re full, fuck off!”
Claudia winced.
An anomaly, a protohippus and an arsey innkeeper.
Merry Christmas!
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Claudia, OCs
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
The audience gasped as a star burst into brilliant light above the school stage.
“Wonderful effects!” the vicar murmured. “So clever!”
An equally surprised Joseph led a lumbering donkey onto the stage, Mary perched on its back, clutching an old rag doll masquerading as the baby Jesus.
“Are donkeys meant to have three toes?” one of the parents asked loudly.
Joseph knocked on the door of the inn. “A room for two, please!”
The innkeeper poked his head around the door and declaimed loudly: “We’re full, fuck off!”
Claudia winced.
An anomaly, a protohippus and an arsey innkeeper.
Merry Christmas!
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Date: 2025-08-26 08:44 pm (UTC)That was bloody brilliant!
Poor Claudia, facing a triple horror.
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Date: 2025-08-31 07:56 am (UTC)Oh yes, the worst!
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Date: 2025-08-26 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-08-31 07:59 am (UTC)Just a normal day for Claudia!
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Date: 2025-08-27 09:27 am (UTC)LOL, that innkeeper obviously had his hands full! *g*
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Date: 2025-08-31 07:59 am (UTC)Clearly had a score to settle!
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Date: 2025-08-27 04:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-08-31 08:00 am (UTC)He was maybe being a bit harsh!
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Date: 2025-08-27 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-08-31 08:00 am (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2025-08-30 08:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-08-31 08:00 am (UTC)Cheers!
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Date: 2025-08-31 09:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-09-01 10:17 pm (UTC)Yep!!
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Date: 2025-09-25 07:47 pm (UTC)Oh dear, lol!!
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Date: 2025-12-08 08:28 am (UTC)