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fredbassettTitle : Digging the Dirt
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
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primeval100 challenge 958, In the Dirt
“Remind me again, my adored star-nosed mole, how I, a highly regarded government hatchet man, came to be wriggling on my belly through a godawful section of cave passage half-full of muddy water?”
“Because you’re a thin, highly-regarded government hatchet man, my darling.”
“Fuck off, you sizeist bastard,” Lester muttered, hauling himself semi-upright and staring back at the slot he’d just slithered through. A muddy grin tugged at his lips. “Shove the survey gear through, sweetpea, I’ll do the next bit solo. You don’t have a snowball in hell’s chance of getting through there.”
“Now who’s being a sizeist bastard?”
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Characters : Lester/Lyle
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for
primeval100 challenge 958, In the Dirt“Remind me again, my adored star-nosed mole, how I, a highly regarded government hatchet man, came to be wriggling on my belly through a godawful section of cave passage half-full of muddy water?”
“Because you’re a thin, highly-regarded government hatchet man, my darling.”
“Fuck off, you sizeist bastard,” Lester muttered, hauling himself semi-upright and staring back at the slot he’d just slithered through. A muddy grin tugged at his lips. “Shove the survey gear through, sweetpea, I’ll do the next bit solo. You don’t have a snowball in hell’s chance of getting through there.”
“Now who’s being a sizeist bastard?”
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Date: 2025-09-16 07:27 pm (UTC)Two minds with but a single thought!
Loved it.
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Date: 2025-09-17 10:57 am (UTC)LOL, Lyle needs to start thinking small thoughts!
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Date: 2025-10-05 02:25 pm (UTC)Hee! He is deliciously slim.
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